No, but now am going to try whenever possible.

Out of curiosity, what is the right spot?

 

I think he means in the...
/me points

You know *nudge*

[sigh] fine you don't

/me mouths in the eyes.

Which of the two eyes would I be speaking of?

 

The one on the mommy cyclops and the one on the daddy cyclops.

Baby cyclops/Albus Severus?

 

For The Lose!

Why would Albus Severus be attracted to a baby cyclops anyways?

 

13 year old Fangirl.

Need I say more?

 

No, cause Al Sev/Bebe Cyclops that would be unbelievebly smexy ZOMG WRITE IT WRITE IT! (I accidentally followed a link on an LJ comm this morning, and am in dire need of dead fangirls).

If bad stuff happens on Friday the 13th, what happens on Monday the 6th?

 

Monday the 6th is the fabled "Ex-Wives Call to Nag you" day. So...it's much the same as Friday the 13th.

Ex-wife Fangirls: Ultimate Evil or Target Practice?

 

I say we borrow from the Communists and start a reeducation camp. And there's a reason we call Fangirls Twelvies at my favorite fic bashing forum- they're mostly twelve.

Are you mostly twelve?

 

Be twelve again? No bills, biggest concern was how to get away with not doing homework? Hell yes I'd go back to be twelve again.

Would YOU?

 

12... 7th grade. The year that shall not be talked about. Ever. Because it sucked.

Is she buying a stairway to heaven?

 

More like a leasing a handbasket to Hell.

What should I have for lunch today?

 

I suggest saltine crackers, as I am sick and don't want to touch anything else. Or, you know, you can have Mexican.

This post- funny, tasteless, or true?

 

None of the above. It's actually classified as "Useless".

Should I watch "The Recruit" or a couple episodes of "West Wing" while I pretend to work today?

 

The only non-fantasy, non-Colbert Stewart shows I watch are House and Bones. I heard good things about The West Wing, though.

Which is worse, American Idol or American Idiot?

 

Yes.

You've never watched West Wing?

 

No, I haven't.

Is it good?

 

Well usually when something is extremely good there is some form of buzz going on about it, hence the internet or friends...logic tells me 'no'

Could I be more wrong?

 

No, you're about as wrong as possible. West Wing has been off the air for about a year or two now after 7 seasons. It won a ton of awards while it was going though.

Have you ever seen Hogan's Heroes?

 

No.

Did you ever think fangirls could reach such lows?

 

Of course they can reach that low.

Is that really a fanfic biography of a fanfic writer?