I don't know, I am barely on chapter three and it is definitely lulzy discovering that msscribble wass slowly causing Gryffindor Tower to degenerate.

Bit surprised at the dates actually.

Who knew fanfiction existed in 2000?

 

Fanfiction existed in the 70's, with Star Trek (slash, mostly-yes, the roots of fanfiction lay in slash). In fact, the earliest known work of fanfiction was written in the 17th century, though it didn't become the version of fanfiction that we know until Star Trek, and didn't really become as common until the internet became popular. (No, I didn't have to google any of that. ) And I have read the MsScribe story, which is hilarious. I love the 'Poor, abused GTers' particularly.

You know the MsScribe storyis all real, right? (I did some independent googling to confirm some stuff.)

 

I do know that little tidbit as of now, gracias.

What happens at the turning of the worlds? Besides the obvious Einstein.

 

I don't think I am fit to answer that. I think your question would be better directed here. Don't worry I hear he actually answers the stuff crazed fans have for him, you just might have to go down below to get them.

Why would your mind have a question for Einstein?

 

Because my question's are that profound!

Did you know Einstein didn't bother to learn his own Phone Number?

 

No way!

Was that really necessary to know?

:/

 

Not in the least, but I felt obligated to let you know for some misguded reason that I am no longer able to conjure.

I've seen someone pull a rabbit out of a hat, but what about a hat out of a rabbi? Yes RABBI?

 

When I first read that, I thought it said 'pulling a rabbit out of a rabbi', which has all sorts of Richard Gere references waiting to be made.

Hello Kitty is the ___________?

 

shit.

Riddle me this.

 

In the ceiling, watching you masturbate.

Does that make God a feline, or is he (she?) simply everything?

 

Fact- God is a cat. Or some sort of noodle concoction, depending on your school of thought.

Fear the kitten/noodle?

 

You are more scared of him then he is of you.

Bullshit excuse made by people who feel the need to justify animal attacks.

Hey it's not the humans fault the shark went too close whilst it was hungry.

Lorelei is mistaken about GOD.

GOD is Us, didn't you know that?

 

No.

Do I not post enough anymore?

 

Sorta, maybe, kinda, almost.

Why do people act in Lifetime movies?

 

People don't act in Lifetime movies. That's the problem with them.

Why are you watching the Lifetime channel?

 

I don't, my remote fell and switched the channel. I saw something which, judging by the minute it took me to find it, is about a teen racer who gets pregnant out of wedlock, and then gets raped and anorexic.

Next Potter kid- Hedwig Dobby or Dobby Hedwig?

 

Dobby Ted Hedwig Potter. Gotta start adding names to cover them all without having a horde of kids.

Mardi Gras!Harry?

 

That I have not seen yet, and the thought of what a fangirl would do with the concept terrifies me.

Fat!Harry?

 

Might as well just be Neville!Harry.

Are any other high schoolers on here dreading the return of classes?

 

/me raises hand. I still need to finish my summer assignment for Honors English.

Can we have a revolution?