To thisperson: Lol, you just killed me entirely. Also note that I didn't create the post sign-off, at least I don't think I did.

To Demon: Not particularly.


If two small squirrels are plotting to cross the road in front of a car to distract it, would you run them over? remember small squirrels.

 

Edit: If they were plotting to cross and still hadn't, I would go out of my way to run the little bastards over.

Show them to try and cross me.

Not really, you can sign whichever way you want.

/me gasps

We have four members viewing right now, five if you count Lorelei and her keep me hidden status.

Should we go for massive rapid posting for the win?

thisperson
Sexual Deviant
Spammer Extraordinare
Spark

 

No, because the wheels might get dirty.

Oh, and Demon likes horse porn. It's true. Look at his ava.

If two mice were planning on taking over the world, would you join them?

Edit: I knew this was going to be late. And post whore away. I might be absent for 30 min on the way home from work (I'm leaving in 30 min), but I'll help.

 

Of course, but they better have better names than pinky and the brain.

You are about to be cornered by 13 hungry cougars and a slightly famished sloth. What do you do hotshot?

tick-tock-tick-tock

 

Atomic Lighting bug and LorgusMage, because they've been viewing this thread all day and have not posted.

Why do you not help us reach our goal of 1k posts before The Man shuts us down?

 

Edit: Not again! Well maybe they are writing something but we keep posting before they can. I would say five minutes of silence to give them time, but that would be counter-productive.


I take out mini!Uber!Powerful!Destructive!Fucksanythingthatwalksandhasbreasts!Harry.

Then set him loose and watch the slaughter commence.

Purple, Black, Green, Blue, And Yellow make what color?
(and it's now brown-I checked)

 

Because we are not worthy of such an honorable goal.

Why do you not notice the - I so painstakingly placed in my name?

Edit: Dammit, because I'm a slow typer as well.

 

I will help for as long as I can keep my eyes open.

If I work at a cabinet shop, does that mean I technically work with wood>?

Atomic-Are you trying to insult my insane detail to hyphens everywhere? Of course I noticed it.

Would you like to join The-Hyphenated-Ones?

 

No. Because you are not making the cabinets, thus not able to Hyphenatedly-Sign them off as your masterpieces.

S.L.U.T.

Four letters, what is a good acronym for it?

 

I was commenting on Lorelie's post, no offence to you, my lord.

If it's at all possible, yes.

Are there health benifits?

 

Smoking will no longer kill you.

Seriously, why is they're no gingerbread transvesties?

Death in a Pink Boa
Queen of DLP
Uncouth Bitch
The Unconquered Death

 

Yes, strangley enough.

But since I actually entered this thread, why do I feel obigated to keep posting?

 

Edit: Once more my reaction is faulty.

It's the spam thread, you either get addicted and stay forever. Or you get addicted and leave, to return sparingly when the need arises.


Because gingerbread cookies are men. I take it you never heard of the gingerbread man.

Besides, shouldn't that make you happy?

thisperson
Piece of GOD
Embodyment of Jeebus
Official conquerer of the previously unconquered death.

 

Edit- He is happy. See, he's smiling. Coo at the little smiling bebe! Oh, and my answer is an answer to Death's. Just thought I need to make it clear.

I eated them.

Death (+ or- boa), can you spread over to the H/G fans? Plz? They've been annoyingly smug.

Lorelei
Late Poster
Wearer of Clothes
No, Really.

 

Indeed it does. But I do remember something about gingerbread transvestites.

Shall we discuss the sexuality of foodstuffs?

Dammit, will I ever post in time?

 

I want to say no, but the impossible has been known to happen before.

Does the noob have a chance?

thisperson
Pervert
Avid Late Poster
Shredder of Clothes
Yes, really.

 

Only if the sun is made of blue cheese.

Can we discuss the sexuality of foodstuffs now?

Lorelei
Reader of Fanfiction
Female Without Exception
Pointer-out of the Obvious

 

Yes we may.

Who will begin the discussion?

(Hey he cheated, posting two questions like that)

thisperson
Lord of the Extremely Confused
User of UserBars
Slow Integrator of Hyphens, but not a hyphen enthusiast
Third Member Viewing this thread.

 

I will.

Bananas are especially gay, no? :banana:

Lorelei
She-Who-Is-Leaving-To-Go-Home
Lover of Foofstuffs
Magical Mermaid Eater of Death

 

Does that answer your question?

Death in a Pink Boa
Queen of DLP
R.A.P.E.R. of Rapers
Looks grand in Pink
Lover of Mirrors
Oh No, He Didn't.