Depends.

Do you need them?

 

Dude shut up about that...

/me holds finger to lips indicating silence.

Shouldn't you be dead Half-Blood-Prince?

Because I'm pretty sure I read your death somewhere...

 

Yup, there was that one book....

Are you real, HBP, or are you writing from BEYOND THE GRAVE?

 

Can I say yes? (What bloody movie is that from?)

 

Doesn't matter.

Aren't you all happy to see me?

 

Depends on whether you want a nice answer or an honest answer.

Which?

 

She wants the honest one.

Well, are you happy to see her?

 

I want to say yes, but the PYP thread says I can't.

Who is this Lady Skittles person?

 

Skittles Addict, of course.

BTW: I fixed the PYP thread problem.

How did you manage to fill 21 pages already?

 

We are spam-whorez, this shouldn't surprise you.

What kept you away from spam Marie?

*I remember an explanation, but in my laziness, I can't be fucked to go searching through the last two threads.

 

I was on a holiday.

Why am I so tired?

 

Too much wanking over Pocahontas.

Does saying "Your eyes are pretty. I want them." count as a romantic sentiment?

 

Wasn't the response to that...

'That's more like, "Hi, I'm a creepy dude. Want to fuck?" '

IRC nevah liez?

 

More like: Amer doesn't lie

How can you want someones eyes anyways?

 

Because they are pretty.

Why can't sexy teachers give a free blowjob before every clasS?

 

Because the state doesn't permit it. I wouldn't mind getting head from my teacher.

Why doesn't the state allow it?

 

Wait that's against the rules??? But my teacher...

Lame joke?

 

A bit.

Did you know that it's allowed in my country?

 

Ah, but are there any sexy teachers there?

 

sexy teachers are everywhere, didn't you know?