Unsatisfactory answer.

Stupid question?

 

Life-changing answer.

Tomorrow's headline is today's ______________?

 

Joke?

News?

 

I just saved a buch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Can you dig a hole and get to china?

 

Theoretically, yes, but it'll take a long fucking time, and you'd have to deal with the earth's core depending on where you started if you went in a straight line.

Mudkips ftw?

 

No, mudflaps. Not the one's on trucks........

Get it?

 

No I do not.

Anyone else start school yet?

 

No, I have two more weeks.

Are you bored?

 

How can I, fucking three AP classes won't let me rest, and it was only the first day.



I hate myself.

How will Lorelei's last two weeks be used and abused?

 

By being on DLP obviously.

How will I spend the rest of my summer (until August 27?)?

 

Sleeping.

Answer this post or you'll kill your dog?

 

Yes.

Is dog meat tasty?

 

Very, at least that's what I hear.

Why would anyone eat dog?

D:

 

Why would someone eat cow? Becuase it's TASTY!!!!

Amirite?

 

I thought we agreed to cut the whole 'amirite' bullshit.

amirong?

 

Yes, as I didn't agree to this 'stopping the amirite bullshit'.

Amirite?

 

/me detects phailure. (Read: No, that is wrong)



If someone told you that there were only 24 hours remaining of your existence.

How would you spend them?

 

High as hell, getting laid, and doing extremely reckless things I wouldn't do any other time. And not in that particular order.

You?

 

I'd find Vash and hold him at gunpoint to write more of Bluer...maybe even Amer for some more Temptations.

Although this would all be second to finding anything that passed off for 16+ and having my evil way with her.

Ho's before deranged fanfic authors?

 

True dat, my friend, true dat. If heaven truly exists we can still most likely read fanfiction up there. We can't have lots of uncommited sex.

Was my response to that intro thread to long?