...Destiny.

Now, why is the sky blue?

 

Because you're not on acid.

My favorite form of buttsecks is Surprise!Buttsecks. What's your favorite form of buttsecks?

 

The one where I deliver.

Does it say anything if you got turned on from Harry skull fucking Draco in The Office?

 

Only if you fapped to it.

Did you fap to it?

 

Wouldn't you like to know you sick bastard.

Would you like to know?

 

Of course I would.

Did you fap to it?

 

Does it count if I didn't realize I was doing it?

 

Yes it does, you man boobed little fuck.

Why, what's wrong with you?

D:

 

I have very low self-esteem.

Can someone teach me to be sexy?

 

I'd tell you to ask death, but we don't need more people like that.

:b

Why must people insist on preaching once the topic of queers gets brought up?

 

Because idiots somehow find it morally wrong to be gay. It's not wrong. Buttsecks is gross, I'll admit, but it isn't wrong. What Kinsfire does to his dog is wrong.

Was I just preaching- if not for the idiotic moral highhorse side?

 

A little preachy, yes.

Why did my mother not have a C-Section?

 

Possibly, but you insulted Kinsfire at the same time, so it's acceptable.

What does Kinsfire do to his dog, and does his wife join in?

Edit: Whoops, too late.

 

@Death - Because she didn't want to have a nice ugly scar on her lower stomach.

@Malaga - I thought she was the dog. They're furries aren't they?

 

Only by a technicality as they weren't even good enough for the furry community.

Actually, as his wife's name is Dorothy, do you think they are having butt-secks with Toto?

 

Only if he gets to play the cowardly lion and she gets to be a winged monkey...

Would Kinsfire the Lion, Ishtar the winged monkey, and Toto their pet dog make a sexy furry/bestiality threesome or what?!

 

There is no such thing as a "sexy furry/bestiality threesome".
If there was, who would it consist of?

 

Didn't I say? It would be kinsfire, Isthar, and their pet dog.

Teh Hawtness, yes?

 

I can already feel the blood rushing towards my penis.

Why do I feel a stomach ache?

 

Because I just kicked you in the nuts for saying that you fap to Isthar/Kinsfire/pet dog furry/bestiality threesomes.


Do I win?