DANCING HITLER!

Lulz?

 

Epic ones.

Rule 34 on Ariana plox?

 

If plox is negative, then no. See my sig for my views on Ariana.

Have you asked a stupid question today?

 

Multiple, I would assume. Also, plox is an anon-friendly way of saying "please."

Does that mean you've learned something today?

 

Yeah, I'm more edumacated then I used to be.

Who would Jesus dance with?

 

Ariana, for only he is, perhaps, worthy of her.

Hey, Jude, don't make it bad?

 

Take a sad song and make it better.

New Beatles obsession?

 

Nope, that's the only one of their songs that I like...

But I like it rather obessively... Is that odd?

 

No.

Itty Bitty Baby, Itty Bitty Boat.

I don't believe it!

Habeeb it!

Twinkie House!

Who was punched?

 

Hopefully several people.
Who were they punched by?

 

Jesus. He's cool like that.

You know, it's probably not a good idea to make fun of any god. Just for the off chance that they do exist, you know?

 

I do know. That's why I don't worship any, in case they don't exist and I offend others.
If Christians met their God, do you think they'd still worship Him?

 

Signs point to yes.

Do you think I should continue to trust my Magic Eight-Ball?

 

I don't know, but I do know your Magic Eight-Ball doesn't trust you.

In a battle between a middle-aged bleach-blonde with a squint and fake nails and a dompy, yet kind-hearted, postman with irritable bowel syndrome, who would give birth to kittens?

 

Pink, need you have even asked?

Don't answer that.

The middle-aged bleach-blonde with a squint and fake nails would win.

Completely.

Now why would she cause such pawnage upon the dompy, yet kind-hearted, postman with irritable bowel syndrome, who would give birth to kittens?

I love it, not answering your question, while still answering your question.

 

Because she gave birth to kittens. Of course she would be pissed.

Would you watch her birth the kittens?

 

Out of the corner of my eye. I mean its's a pussy coming out of a pussy. Come on.

Would you freak out if a remote was shoved up your ass sideways?

 

Depends on whether I am conscious. If I am then I would freak out. If I wasn't...

Who would be sticking that remote up my ass?

(Oh, and to answer Death's old question: If the two fought, who would give birth to kittens? A cat. Sorry, I felt like I had to answer.)

 

Dubya.

Voldemort/Trevor OTP?

 

Truly a match made in heaven.
Will the Patil twins have to take Trevor's slightly slimy place in Neville's heart?