How about Sexy!Snape?

Sounds good?

 

Ya it sounds good, but I'd rather get my balls cut off.

You forgot to mention Pink Floyd.....Have a cigar?

 

I did mention them.

You're gonna go far? You're gonna fly high? You're never gonna die?

 

I am gonna spread my wings and fly.

A Clockwork Orange?

 

An orange clock. Or, you know, the book.

The Bell Jar?

 

It has a lot of bells in it.

I'm running, yes before it's to late, trying to get away from that jailbate. It's a ruff temptation, but a common invatation. I take the quite elimination from that younger generation, cause 15, 16, 17, that's jailbate.

But is seventeen and a half still jailbate?

 

Nobody's jailbait if the cops don't find out... But, yes, 17.5 is still very much jailbait I believe.

Is it pathetic than I am now waiting very impatiently for the start of school?

 

Yes, it is.

How long until Ask a Stupid Question 9?

 

It is when you ask questions like that that 'good old' Master Slytherin comes around and makes a lovely new AaSQ.

You will let us get to 1000 posts just this once, right MS?

 

Nope, that milestone will never occur. Please make AsSQ 9 MS.

Reverse Phsycology?

 

We agree! Reverse Psychology ftw!

If you don't make AaSQ9 I will believe the person who doesn't do so a faggety little man boobed of an emo who takes sadistic pleasure in crushing the newbs' dreams. Eurgh...that makes no sense.

Someone create a better form of reverse psychology...or else?

 

NO! Someone shouldn't make a better form of reverse phsychology! Anyone who does is an idiot and a fool!

Was that reverse phsychology or do I really just think phsychology is stupid?

 

No one could think psychology is stupid.

What can't my ultimate powah destroy? 1one!!1one!

So I was looking through the old threads, sue me...

 

Because your ultimate powah is melting cheese.

Why should we sue you?

Edit: heh, I'm a Professor. And I've been trying so hard not to post-whore.

 

Because that was a question once asked in the olde Ask A Stupid Question...I just really liked it and felt like recycling.

Plagiarizing a thread question...stupidity at its finest?

Edit: Lorelei, you are a professor...are you one of those teachers who spends half of class time on the comp?

/me goes and gets the Sacrificial Virgin Ritual Books...

 

Tridentwatch-esque.

Burn?

If I ever become a teacher, I'd most likely give my students a bunch of textbook problems and spend the rest of the time reading fanfic.

Edit: Who are you sacrificing?

 

Nope...I have flame retardant.



If *a baby is born every 3 seconds, then how many people should we slaughter to balance it out?

*All statistics have been made off the top of my head.

Lorelei, it's you silly!

And I have noticed that it is usually the teacher who gives her students a bunch of textbook problems and spend the rest of her time reading fanfiction that usually do worst...just saying here...

 

All the H/G fangirls.

Superstitious in a way?

Thisperson- If we're sacrificing virgins here.....

Also, if I ever get hit on the head and decide that being a teacher is a good idea, I'd teach a bullshit subject, like Health. In my Health class, all we did was read a textbook that emphasized abstinence as the only way to avoid pregnancy and STDs (which are collectively called 'Consequences'.)

 

Not at all superstitious...

How many Virgins are there on Ask A Stupid Question 8?

All those reporting say 'aye'

Aye.

I resent that virgin comment...must you rub it in

 

Aye...As much as I wish I could say otherwise...

Don't you agree, Thisperson?