He agrees.

Emergency chocolate, plz?

thisperson- lol. That is all.

 

Chocolate? What for? Give em the whole freaking bean!


Why am I doing this?

 

Because it causes an intense feeling of pleasure, much akin to that of orgasm.

Why does it do so?

 

BECAUSE THIS IS AaSQ8!!!!11!!1!!11!!eleven!!!one!!11!!!!!11!!....

!!11!!eleven!!11one!!!... long enough?

 

Never long enough.

That said, anonymous has demanded you do a Barrel Roll. Will you do Anonymous' bidding?

 

Tis an hero worthy moment knowing you are still virgin...must not become an hero, must not become an hero...

/me shuts eyes

'I'm not an hero, I'm not an hero...not an hero'

*sob*

Huggles?


Edit: ...so have to searcch for new pages....

Sure /me barrel rolls.

/b/ tard for the remainder of the day yo.

Will you join the /b/ tard frenzy that's sweeping the nation?

 

Edit to answer thisperson's edit: I'd get that "4chan- internet superheros" pic, but I don't feel like looking for it.

/me chases after thisperson with a garlic peeler.

Phe4r the peeler, bitches?

 

Fuck that...sad thing is I would.

Lorelei, will you now become my inspiration for Happy Time?

/me runs off to save all Lorelei pictures to Hard Drive...


Edit: No wai O.O

Lorelei has not responded and is still looking at the thread... O.O

Teenage creepiness ftw!

 

I would like to see your reaction to this, Lorelei so I will do the polite thing and pass on the question.

 

I refer you both to a conversation I had with Marie M earlier in this thread, about whether or not thisperson needs a dildo.

Is Jon Stewart watching you masturbate?

 

No, that's Ceiling Cat's job.

Is Keyboard Kitty watching you fap (Or, in the case of a female, Schlick)?

 

Wait, wait....when did this happen?

To answer DV: Lolis watch you fap all the time....kitties just join in when they are bored.

 

Rofl, I didn't know that that was the new 1337 speak word for fapping females. (Hehehe, Illiteration.)

And as of this moment no faping- or is it 'shlicking?'- is being done.

I am as of this moment so stoned out of my gourd that my vision is now centered fully and solely on the keys on my keyboard without showing me anything else. Should I be on DlP?

EDIT: That says dip, hejaja.)

 

We need a poster for this...

Something with Harry Potter pointing at you saying.

'I want you to get the fuck out of my intranetz whenever stoned out of your mind'

Alcohol should be added somewhere in there.

Should drunkenness be allowed on these boards?

 

Lol, listen to some pink floyd.

Is there anybody IN there?????

Thisperson: Yes it damn well should be!

 

I say no as I'm not drunk just high nigga pie or however the fuck that went.

And I am on ask a stupid question. This should be the place for me when my head tingles, my back tikles, and I can't think of the third thing, Yes?

 

It's more of an innuendo thing, but it was here.

What is your opinion on Ron's superwand (TM)?

 

/gasp!

And no, pinkboa would never lend me a wand, because I would not allow it...I would like my anus to be the one thing that stays virgin for life.

...at least my ass can get in to heaven?

HBP: You are losing brain cells aren't you? That speaks wonders about the dedication you have towards this thread. I'll go with a maybe...maybe you belong here.

 

Honey, pack up your sins and go to the devil.

Who ever said you had a choice?

 

Boa my homoerotic meter is going off again!

The real question is what is your feelings on Ron's Superwand (TM)?