Yeah, you missed an Orgy. Get over it.

Death, have you shunned me from your orgy? *emo tear*

 

Honey no. I'd be happy for you to join. I assure, this old skeleton can get a bone into you somewhere. But if you won't take up our banner...

Shall we let the newb join?

 

Sure, but since he's the newest one, that means he has to clean up afterwards.

WILL YOU CLEAN UP, Glernaj?

 

He'll have to use his tongue, and that includes licking up the santorum.

Glernaj, are you willing to lick up any santorum leaks?

 

He'll have to be to join.

Are you happy now? I got the banner.

 

Darling, I'm delighted.

Now it really is an orgy...even if we don't have twincest.

Will you do that kinky thing with the bagel and mayonnaise now?

 

Baby, I'll do it all night long.

Do you spit or swallow?

Spoiler

http://linesthataregood.com/innuendo.htmle <----- some of the cheesiest pick-up lines ever.

 

Depends what it is...

And I got my brother to join, I think. Twincest it is. And, Death, the pic has been saved.

Moar orgies?

 

I only spit on Thursdays

As a twin, I must say that I could add that delicious twincest flavor to any orgy, no matter if it is the Orgy of Death of not. What say you?

 

Oh honey, I think you'll do. Now add the banner.

@HBP, I'm glad you liked it. I made it myself.

Do Kolskit and Half-Blood really look like that?

 

That picture you posted earlier...of course not.

If they were, then clowns would be sexy.

Lagos, Pathos, and Ethos...these were the ingredients needed to make the perfect essay...but a person accidentally added one extra ingredient to this concoction...chemical X.

Thus the [blank] (as many spaces as you wish) [/blank] were born.


Edit: any /b/ tards out there...yes that means fill in the blanks...just felt like clearing it up now.

The Internet can do nothing more to surprise me.

 

This is an awful question. I can't think off an answer.

When in doubt, go with masterbating unicorns.

Will you dance with me to the Gopher Mambo?

 

No, I opened the link...and just closed it as soon as the pale woman with a freaky mask in her hand came on.

It's the Power Puff Girls, come on death...I thought you were gay.

Why must Lorelei always be a hidden user?

I mean I would be extremely happy knowing we were sharing the same thread space, but I can't even see her this way...

 

Yes, I'll be a hidden user until either you or I die.

You know that since I'm the only regular hidden poster on AaSQ, almost every time you see a hidden user here it's me?

 

I do know.

Did you know that I get a warm and fuzzy glow inside everytime I see your new little user bar?

 

Yup, that's me. Spreading the warm and fuzzies.

Did you know that the mental picture of death (the actual one) having warm fuzzies makes me feel warm and fuzzy?

 

Deathinapinkboa already has warm fuzzies. (i.e. his pink boa) and he's way cooler than death.

Is The Orgy of Death (with hyphens) the place for all the cool kids?

 

Well, seeing as I'm the only cool one here ...

Lorelei, are you insinuating that the mental picture of our Death having warm fuzzies doesn't make you feel warm and fuzzy?

 

I skipped Kolskit's question for Lorelei on purpose.....

Of course, I wouldn't be involved if it wasn't. The sex IS good though.

Indeed?

 

Yes.

You think deathinapinkboa would allow bad sex in his orgy?!