No, I was merely making a profound statement.

If two dogs have 13 kittens, what was your uncle doing in the backyard?

 

Firing up the grill for roast kitten!

Is eating kittens a nasty thing to do?

 

Yes. I don't allow that sort of thing at my orgy. Eating ass is much more in line with my point of view.

So, is Lorelei going to answer that question or not?

 

Yes.

No, it just makes me feel fuzzy.

Does Death feel that he owns us now that we all participate in random orgies he sponsored?

 

No. I feel I own you because I've taped you doing lewd sex acts while participating in random orgies I've sponsored.

Does that mean I have recorded Lorelei doing that weird thing with her e-vag?

 

I hope so, because I didn't have a good angle.

Post it now?

 

No, but it does mean that you have video proof that HBP and Kolskit are having buttsecks.

What are transvesties?

 

Who did Lorelei fuck with her dickclit?

 

:Sniff: Unless you count HBP's rather... special... e-peen, there were no dick-clits involved.

Why don't you have a banner of the Ariana Fan Club?

 

The real question is why don't you. You only have two images in your sig so you can fit another!

ARe the facts that I am a teen male and that teen males are obsessed with sex not obvious?

 

No. I always assume that people are not what they say in their stats. Your stats say you are 17 and male, so you must be 43 and female.

Who, aside from myself, has sucked Lorelei's dickclit?

 

The real question my friend, is who hasn't? (answer, and question. Tricky)

 

I'm not sure.

Has Lorelei?

 

If she is as talented as I think, then yes.

Prove it?

 

Edit: apparently I must be faster...

 

/me points at AaSQ7. Now that was... fun....

What would happen if Jon Stewart was elected President of the World (with Colbert as VP)?

 

The world would go to shit, but we'd laugh as it did.

What would happen if Death was the President of the world and we, his orgy, were his cabinet?

 

We'd be to busy having sex to get anything done.

Do you think I'd make a good President of the world?

 

I am happy to say that, no, I do not think you would make a good twat faced politician, death.

Has there been a single president that the majority of America liked that didn't serve during a war?

 

His name was Bill. The majority of America liked him enough to elect him twice, and now they're going to elect his wife.

I think I'd be a good dictator. I would have any illiusions about serving the greater good. I'd just go about trying to make the world more pleasant for me.

How quickly do you think I'd be killed?