Very fast or very slowly.


Why would you want to be dictator when you can manipulate them from the shadows?

 

Because if he manipulated from the shadows, he wouldn't get a tiara.

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

 

Because then you would have to think to hard. Brute force is easier if not as long lasting.

Members of the Orgy of Death, will we not protect Dictator Deathinapinkboa from assassination?

Hehe, you finally got it first, Lorelei. No one should eat animal crackers! How could you be so cruel to animals?! We should on strike against Animal Crackers, Goldfish, and any sort of gummy item made in an animal shape! Besides worms... worms suck.

 

As long as I don't get anywhere near a bullet. If I do, I'm using him as a rather stylish body shield.

blackadder= xcel? Or just xcel 2.0?

 

I don't know, just kill it.

Who did Lorelei know I only wanted to be dictator for the tiara?

 

I am feeling either an already banned repeat troll or a dumbass twelve year old who screams 'FUCK YOU' at his betters all day long. If I'm wrong... then he's just a retard.

How long until the banstick drops?

Lorelei is the only girl in our Orgy. She is allowed telepathic powers like knowing your love of a gay dictator's tiara.

 

From what I gather, the admins no longer ban random retards. They didn't even ban xcel until he asked for it.

Flame him until he goes away?

 

I say we pretend he doesn't exist. He wants the attention that being flamed will gain him.

Do you think we'll reach 40 pages in AaSQ8?

 

We will if we spam like hell (and it's 10 PM on a Friday night in London, thus ensuring that our friendly mod MS won't be on to shut as down for a while).

Are they watching us?

 

Yes, they want to see me do that cool trick with your dick-clit again.

Did you enjoy that?

 

I'm sure she did. Dick clits - The true pencil penis.

What is your favorite flavor of Gatorade? (First real stupid question in a long time.)

 

The red kind.

Was my question about vegetarians and animal crackers not up to your required stupidity standard?

 

It wasn't stupid! Eating animal crackers is sick! Sick I tell you! (Actually I was saying that it was the stupidest question I had asked in a while.)

Is it true that whenever someone mentions MS he suddenly appears and deletes the lastest AaSQ? (Like Voldemort)

 

No, I think he only does it when we post whore too much.

If deathinapinkboa was crowned Ms. Universe, how long would it be before Bush came out as a drag queen who was into scat and S&M?

You asked for it...

 

He's never going to admit it, though I do have some very intersting photos of him.

He is such a homo. Amirite?

 

No, he's a retard. You're being unkind to homosexuals, Death. He's too much of a jackass to get anything, female, male, or inbetween.

I'm going to go watch some football! (The American Kind) Awesome?

 

Football, for me, is that thing the guys in my P.E. class do while I talk to my friend and wonder if they realize exactly how stupid they look. So... have fun!

Speaking of repressed homos, am I the only one who's convinced Fred Phelps is so very gay?

 

I would not be suprised. He's a registered Democrat.

Why does my 5-year-old sister dress like a whore?

 

Because if she didn't, she wouldn't be popular and all the five-year old boys wouldn't want to go out with her.

What will your OBGYN think?

 

We can never be sure, for I have no clue what that is.

Gone for school and you guys have two pages done...shit you people work fast.

Work Fast, lol.

Unwanted mental images?

Edit: I feel so unwanted...must I always be the one who shuts the thread up...[/whine]