So it would seem.

Come people, we most reach 40 pages!

I really need to pee, sould I bother walking to the loo, or just sit here in my own urine?

 

Wallow in your own piss.

Does that answer say something about me as a person?

 

Of course.

The first step is admitting you have a problem...this is the only way to reach recovery.

DLP showing just how far a human mind will sink into the levels of depravity before the pompous [whatever scrupulous politician we hold discord towards] shuts us down...

How did I do on my writing?

I am trying to sound smart for english...fine tune those essay writing skillz.

 

Needs moar linking verbs (after DLP). Also, might want to drop the in in into and add a level of depravity- like 'the deeper levels of depravity,' as it flows better that way. /Grammar nazism

What's the meaning of life?

 

Bucket.

Name That Quote?

 

lol...what?

 

This is why your question always hault AaSQ

Once in a blue moon I think you hate me. Do you only hate me cause you love me?

 

Glad to be of service. Answer: Yes. Yes, I do.

is it can be surprise buttsecks tiem now plees?

 

Everytime is surprise buttsecks tiem.

Is it still surprise buttsekcs if you ask beforehand?

 

Surprise!!!!

Why do you make me feel the lust porfusion.

 

Because I'm too sexy for these boards, too sexy for these boards...so sexy that it hurts!

Can brain damage be caused by too much thinking?

 

Yes, especially if Math is involved.

Homer Simpson is?

 

Homer Simpson.

Could I have come up with a better answer then that?

 

No.

We can't blame you for having a smaller thought capacity than us humans.

It has been three days...three days and already I am feeling the withdrawal symptoms. I do my user bar no justice by holding myself back.

Wtf am I even talking about?

 

The fact that you're back to school and I have until Wednesday before I have to go back.

Are you high?

 

Of course not....I was referring to the fact that I have not...erm...relieved my hormones in the past few days.

Make sure a riot ensues and capture (read: kidnap and have death rape) the English teacher to assure that no essay be collected come Monday.

Who is with me?

 

If you were good enough to join our orgy then the only 'relief' your hormones would want is to get away from the sex.

And I have a really fine English Teacher. Damn... So, no.

Do you think finding your teacher hot would make you do more or less well in their class?

 

Less...I had a hot English teacher last year...she was a bore and I hated her.

I felt like raping her a few times just for the satisfaction of getting one over her....well she constantly put my writing down and hardly told me how to improve. Proved that bitch wrong once I was put into AP...now I just have to pass it.

Good thing this year the teacher is bald and old.

Actually I decided not to join your 'Orgy'...who says I would not be allowed...I have proof death would love to screw me...

Maybe that is something that would best be left unsaid?

 

No, I am sure that Death would tell everybody. He doesn't seem the type to care what he has sex with as long as it is attractive and above the age of fifteen or sixteen.

Am I right, Death?

 

Fourteen actually, and that is negotiable if he's attractive enough (or has a lovely dick-clit like Lorelei).

Do we even want thatperson in our orgy?