I see you pee.

Did I need to see that?

 

Not unless you have a kinky piss fetish that you wish to see included in our orgy.

Should us orgy members revolt to such a disturbing fetish?

 

Personally I couldn't give a flying fuck of what you guys do...just make sure not to hurt the /b/ tards....I'm looking at you death

Why have the boards been so slow lately, or is that just me?

 

They've been slow because everyone has apparently decided that the forum is for retards and IRC is where all the cool kids hang out.

Is General Tso's chicken the best chinese food ever?!?!

 

No it's not the best food ever...Teriyaki Chicken or Rice Bowl of said food (Teriyaki) is the best.

I saw retards and instantly felt offended, as if it had been a hit towards me specifically.

Is it an insult HBP?

/me readies the white leather gloves.

 

Me steals white leather gloves and slaps thatperson across the face!

I win?

 

No, you do not.

/me swipes the glove back and soundly begins to bitch slap HBP.

I win.

that was not a question.

Will death begin to mass rep Taure now?

 

Heh, yeah.

Lol?

 

Sure...we all 'lol' now.

Will you join death in his crusade for all thing topless?

 

I don't crusade. I laugh at the people who do.

What happened to the good old days when porn meant Google?

 

The Corporate World happened.

Why would you laugh at crusaders?

 

Because most people who crusade do it for rather stupid reasons, and I feel it my duty to tell them that.

What would happen if I killed the music?

 

I would be very sad and....

Well I would be very sad.

Isn't that a good enough reason not to do it?

 

Depends.

Will you make sure to kill anyone who identifies themselves as ''gothic'', thus making the music's survival tolerable?

 

Sure...just give me a shotgun, some wire, and five minutes with you...

I'll do whatever you want

Oh noez?

 

/me backs away slowly...

Would you have sex with her?

 

Give it a few months, let her grow breasts...if she's not fugly....we can talk it over sometime.

I mean would you have sex with her? [insert link to a picture of Lorelei's lithe body...which I am no longer able to find on PYP...my HDD is off limits ]

 

Honey, I have had sex with her.

Is this why I'm obsessed with her dick-clit?

 

No, that's because you're secretly straight.

If everyone on the planet was dead but Mitch and Rosie O'Donnel and you had to have sex with someone, who would it be?

 

The magic Eight Ball says: Chances are high... of both!

@ Lorelei - Dick-clit or GTFO???? Hehe.