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Isn't it romantic?

 

Suddenly I'm very glad SafeSearch is on by default.

Why do I keep clicking links in DLP member's posts?

 

Because you know we would never lead you wrong...

Right?

 

Write.

No, seriously, why?

 

Because you're an idoit.

Who would you rather have fuck you, Michael Jackson or Lorelei?

 

I want to say Lorelei as she's female and teh hotness, but then I look at the fact that I'm a lover of twincest and part of your orgy ... actually, I'm still going with Lorelei.

I'm definitely sexier then Taure, so whys I nots biengs teh hotness?

 

It's because you're a fucking moron.

Was the second to the last word really necessary?

 

Edit: Bitch beat me.

Yes, I think is was.

Kolskit darling, don't get me wrong. I enjoy your ass. It really is grand, but Taure is the forbidden fruit, with emphasis on the world "fruit."

Is the black-magic woman trying to make a devil out of me?

 

She knows it's too late for that. More generic means have already made you more of a devil then she could ever magick you into.

You just wait, Death. I've got a pic of me looking so teh hotness that I've I'll be the forbidden tree of fruit. Wanna see it? /end pompous arrogance that will be torn to pieces when you do see the pic.

 

No, I think I would rather be kicked square in the balls by Mr. Frank Lampard.

So he was an african jew wearing a hoodie?

 

I think it was more of a sweater then a hoody.

An african jew?

 

A lot of Jews are African- all the Sephardic ones.

Like my new sig/ava?

 

Yes, but it doesn't show you bulge.

Can you guess why I'm tempted to neg rep Lorelei?

 

Because the orgy banner looked horrible with the new sig, so I removed it?

 

A question and answer in one. Sneaky.

But shouldn't the pink color match together quite nicely?

 

The black clashed.

Strangers in the night?

 

Darling, we're hardly strangers anymore.

Why do I hate the Black-Eyed Peas?

 

Because 'My Humps' is a song about female boobs and female asses.

'Desperately trying to get into your pants', Alabama?

 

Because the black in the eyes of the peas clashed with Lorelei's ava.

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What is rap good for besides dancing?

 

Rap is not good for dancing. All you can do with it is engage in a relentless gyration of hips against eachother.

What is it that nobody knows how to dance anymore?