Because in modern Americanese, 'Dancing' means 'have clothed sex'.

Do you speak Americanese?

 

No very well.

Ah but my dear, one can judge how well a person fucks on how well they dance. If they only rub, you know they'll be really rather bland. I like a boy with whom I can do a horizontal tango.

Who will dance the horizontal tango with me?

 

Sorry, but I am going to have to take a rain check this time, I need to go clean my refrigerator.......

You ever vacuumed your roof?

 

No, but I have mopped my ceiling.

Where is --HYPHEN--?

 

On the holy mountain of hyphy-ness.

Would you care to visist? We are open year round!

 

Only if the weathers nice.

I repeat- 'Desperately trying to get into your pants'?

 

All you have to do is ask Lorelei

What is your final answer?

 

Gremlin.

Katie Couric/Opera Winfrey?

 

I doubt they'd have sex.

Who would you rather fuck, Opera Winfrey or RuPaul?

 

I have heard this question somewhere........fuck it, oprah's rich.

Have you ever followed the yellow-bricked road?

 

I got my first pair of ruby slippers when I was three-years-old.

When won't an Underscore just cut it?

 

Yeah, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

What would happen to The-Hyphenated-One if the Queen of the Universe decided to destroy all hyphens?

EDIT: Late, but please answer Death's question in addition to mine, as I've wondered that too.

 

Well, I don't think Death would ever do that.......

An underscore just isn't "high" enough up in society for my needs, so it never cuts it.

You wouldn't destroy all the hyphens, would you Death?

 

No, or course not. N-dashes are another matter.

Why do I hate N-dashes?

 

Because there not hyphens of course.

Tech N9ne?

 

Please use real words.

Is it true that I'm the one I want?

 

Yeah, in an autofellatio way.

Teenage Mutant Ninja ___________?

 

Slashers.

The power he knows_________? (fucking underscores)

 

Douche.

Can you believe Tom Ford charges 500 dollars for a fucking scarf?

 

I honestly can't beleive that shit. 500 dollars to keep your neck warm, and to have some sex appeal!

What do slash ninjas cry before going into battle?