Absolutly not! Falwell jokes are always funny.

Profit????

 

By selling you off to Mindless for a grand an hour.

Sufficiently pricey or sufficiently sexist?

 

Sufficiently sexist.

Who did Death sleep with to get us the 1000 posts reprieve?

 

MS, obviously.

Amirite?

 

It will never be enough time.

Way is he so afraid of the frozen pines?

 

Edit: Death...go shove a pine cone up your ass and re-evaluate how you feel about them

Yeah, although I can't help but wonder why that question gets answered when Lorelei asks it, and not when it comes from moi.

Ah, yes. You cunt stuffing bastards don't love me...

@Lorelei: It's not really brown nosing if I really am a fanboy of theirs...I mean would it would be the same if I included Amerison in there.

Besides...my brain views these people as purely fictional, and nothing other than a figment of my imagination...

Why did Lorelei call me a brown noser?

 

Because you've got shit one your nose.

How did it get there?

 

Felching.

Change the channel?

 

No.. not when it just started to get entertaining.



Why does the sun go away everyday and not tell us where it is going?

 

It's afraid of the dark.

Lamest joke ever>?

 

Sure.

Lucy, in the sky with diamonds?

 

Lucy is in the sky with pearls.

Goodbye fellow stupid members, school awaits.

Who will be the one to reach the 100th post?

 

He just can't count.

Do you feel fear when you look at my avatar?

 

All I see is a retarded manual egg-beater. No fear!

Oddly enough, the whore is correct o.0

Jon is Whorez?

 

According to MurToN, yes.

Where did "Jon is a Whorez" start?

 

The World May Never Know.

/gasp...the apocalypse has begun.

Why?

 

Because I said so.

When will the madness start?

 

It already has, you just weren't there to see it.

What was it?

 

When my magic eight-ball broke; I had to get another one, inspiring much madness within me.

Is this Sparta?