No, this is MADNESS.

Is this Sparta?

 

While thisperson feels honored that you have considered him, he abhors the movie 300 simply for its existence.

What is that?

 

You touching yourself at night.

Why does it hurt when I pee?

 

Kidney stones.

Where the fuck have I been and why the fuck haven't ya'll gotten it together and gotten to 1000 posts?

 

Because we're all back in school, and they don't like stupid there.

unicorn!Dumbledore?

 

Is gay as fuck.

Should go fine for all the Albus/Severus fans out there.

Unicorn!Snape?

(Yes death I am looking at you)

 

I wouldn't sleep with either of them. Okay, maybe Snape could interest me in some kinky nasal sex.

Unicorn!Death?

(yes, thatperson I'm looking at you)

 

/answers anyway.

Only if the moon is pink.

Will it ever be enough?

 

Is that enough Pink Moon?

 

Not nearly enough.

Surprise buttsecks y/n?

 

I don't know about you, but I'm kinda always expecting it.

If I was a terrorist, what type would I be?

 

The towely kind.........

Racist comment for the win?

 

I'm not a racist, so I wouldn't know.

If you hate black people is that okay, so long as you hate white people to?

 

Ya, because I hate everyone equally.

How long is Dumbledore's beard is square inches?

 

Of course, but you always have to remember the asians.

As long as Lorelei's dickclit.

Should we include the Spanish or do they not count?

 

Edit: Late, but so is Kolskit. I say we now start discriminating against penguins- it seems like it'll solve everything.


His... beard? About 1912093823098.

Little Red_______ ________?

 

penguin sushi.

What about the squirrels? Should they be hated on?

 

Only the red ones.

Does the fact that when ever I talk to my friend Kelsey's bf I suffer from the urge to scream "faggot" make me a bad homosexual?

 

No, some people just arouse that action........

Innuendo?

 

Only of the sexual kind.

What's a good non-sexual innuendo~esque sentence?