Because both things can easily be associated with /b/.

Did you know that /b/ successfully invaded itself?

 

No, not really.

Why am I not surprised?

 

It's /b/. /b/ invades things. Apparently, even itself, if the mods get lame enough.

According to LURKMORE, the 4chan-based Wiki I found that info on, it's not likely to happen again. Why is this?

 

Because it's already pure piss. Pissing in an ocean of piss.

Do you get me?

 

Of course I do. Yet, you underestimate the power of a unified /b/.

Is it even possible to unify /b/ like that again?

 

I don't even know what /b/ is!

Why does having Kolskit pluck the hair around my ass hole hurt so much?

 

Because you like to make it hurt when you do it to me so I'm subtly making you pay.

Was it subtle to just tell you like that?

 

It was indeed subtle.

Holy fucking shit.

death what have you done?

/me looks at death's review whoring ways

 

As you aren't in the Orgy of Death, you couldn't know what he's done.

I haven't seen Lorelei, or her dick-clit, in quite a while. Where is she?

 

/shrug

She never put out so she can be dead for all I care. :/

Are you dead Lorelei?

 

Check the last page.

Blue, Yellow, or Purple?

 

Green.

Slinky?

 

A blue one, maybe.

All American Mummy?

 

Only if she's a milf.

And to stick with colors.....Red pill or Blue pill?

 

Purple pill. Or at least, the one that makes everything else look purple.

What did the dog say when the man told him that it was surprise buttsecks tiem?

 

He didn't say anything, he threw up all over the mans shoe in joy at the prospect.

If a blond and a brunette jump of a 30 story building, which hits the floor first?

/obligatory blond question

 

/obligatory brunette response.

The blond of course.

Why is there a member titled BOB?

 

Dunno.

Does thisperson realize that the brunette would hit the ground first because the blond wouldn't know which way to fall?

 

Never knew that.

Is it sad that DLG joke made me laugh?

 

No, it's sad that you didn't know the correct answer.

What do you call a fish with out any eyes?