A fsh.

-.-

The Hyphenated One needs to find better jokes.

Hyphy, why you never kill me back?

 

A fsh.

Was that as good as my joke?

EDIT: Because you are beneath his hyphenated greatness

 

That was awesome.

Why did you do this summer?

 

Because I haven't been to the carnival in 13 years. (WTF?)

Why are you looking at me in that tone of voice?

 

Well...

Why do I need to go to the bathroom?

O_O

 

Because you drank too much Smidt's Gay. (+rep for anyone who knows what this is from)

Why don't you go to the bathroom around pokemon?

 

Because they are always naked.

Is it sad that I know that Schmidt's Gay beer is an advert skit from Adam Sandler?

 

Saturday Night Live..... </3.

Emoticon?

Edit: DLG beat me to it....

 

?

dotdotdot

 

Emoticon's are over-rated, I just use hyphens.

Both of you got it right, I need to spread some rep around first Lorelei

Did you know you are not drinking real coffee right now>?

 

:??

Edit: No. I feel so betrayed. Why oh god why.

 

You are actually drinking columbian decaf crystals.

Who is Bob?

 

My alternate ego, much larger than my actual ego.

Is that amazing or what?

 

Or what.

Testicular Cancer vs. Voldemort?

 

Orange pill.

Did anyone else just get a strange sense of Deja-vu?

 

Possibly, but I choose the purple pill.

G.S.E. ?

 

L.o.l.n.o.

Desudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesu?

 

No, actually I would rather throw myself off a cliff. Into water.

Forever blowing bubbles?

 

It isn't bubbles I'm blowing.

What is the best way to cook fetus?

 

In the microwave, it keeps them tender. I prefer rims from a baby though

Would you jump through loops and hop through houses?