Now why would I want to jump through hoops and hop through houses? Just freakin burn it all. BURN IT ALL TO HELL!


What is the orgy of death?

 

Teh uber hawtness.

Wanna join?

 

Don't fall for it MS, it is a sausage fest!

Why must you all speak to me with that tone whenever the Orgy is brought up? as if I wasn't good enough for the Orgy.

I mean, I chose not to join...gawd why can't we all just get along...read the entire post...this is not the question, dumbass

 

If you could hear my voice right now, you'd cry at the tone I'm using.

When did ... He come into this? I don't know why you'd even mention His name. This is not the question, dumbass.

 

He is always involved; you simply do not know of it.

Is a cat fine too?

 

Only if you are a giant horse who wears an orange rain coat and enjoys holding cats.

Are you a giant horse who wears an orange rain coat and enjoys holding cats?

 

No, I am not; the creature in my avatar most certainly is, though.

Do you know of George Zimmer?

 

Well, I'm about to google him, so I soon will.

Sould we let Merc join in our orgy, or is his ass not tight enough?

 

He's in the military so his butt's proably loose as hell.

Should we take him anyways?

 

Doubtful. George Zimmer has definitely ravaged his then-tight asshole with his blood-engorged, unstoppable pillar of a thousand orgasms. Thankfully, his dapper suit wasn't harmed in the process. I guarantee it.

What is the actual size (in meters) of George Zimmer's monolithic crotch cannon?

Edit: Late, but the answer does still fit.

 

Could a loose ass be fun though? (yes, I'm thinking gerbils.)

 

must.not.think.of.richard.gere.

Should we do that thing with the gerbils to you?

 

Nah, he'd enjoy it too much.

Why does the initiation ceremony involve a boiling hot sugar enema?

 

Cause it's the best thing since room temperature sugar enemas.

Which do you prefer?

 

I'd much rather give tabasco and ginger enemas.

Who uses enemas?

 

That guy over there.

Why do you need to know?

 

Death = Orgy Master. Death know all!

Yes?

 

Fuck yes.

How did Lorelei's dick-clit get stuck in my ass?

Edit: I really hate this limit on how much rep you can give/take in a 24 hour period.

 

Because in the heat of orgy-sex you asked her to place it there.

And I have the same problem with rep.

Does that make us rep whores?

 

It just makes you whores.

Pride or Prejudice?