Honestly, I just can't pick. They're both so much fun.

Is it just me, or does everyone think it's great fun to watch Darius and Kolskit bitch fight?

 

I find it subtly amusing unless loads of people join up to participate in the random and almost always uneeded Kolskit bashing. Unless, of course, I am brought into it by Darius' less than witty come backs.

Can you tell I'm getting more annoyed than I probably should be?

 

EDIT: HBP, that's the best part!

Yeah, I just saw that thread. It's entertaining, and we haven't had a decent e-peen face-off since my lurking days (JBern vs. Bio). I don't have hopes that high for this one.

Who Shall Be the One?

 

You shall be the one.

I just love encouraging them. It's simpley grand to insult them both. I do try to treat people equally.

Have I had success?

 

It seems to be working. Personally, though, I think the e-peens flying in JBern's story thread are bigger (and more amusing), but the intro thread has potential.

Who has the bigger e-peen?

 

Darling, your dick-clit outshines them all.

Now let us get to the truely important question, who has the smallest e-peen?

 

ChuckDaTruck. Blaming your assholeishness on alcohol is equal to Lorena Bobbitt in terms of e-peen.

They should be more careful, so that they don't poke someone in the eye, no?

 

Surpise skullfuck?

 

All you had to do is ask.

Hawt?

 

Well shit. My balls just crawled back up.

Were do you find this shit?

 

Nothing and no one will ever beat Livejournal in terms of pure squick. You guys are lucky that I don't have the time to go look up some stuff I didn't bookmark.

Should I go look for that one fic where Bellatrix gerbils (as in Richard Gere, only rat in the pussy) Wormtail?

 

No.

Did you know that the Richard Gere rumour isn't true? I spent hours searching the internet for any evidence, all I got was "my aunt's friend was there" and "my friend's cousin was a nurse at the hospital." There is not a singal hint of truth. This greatly depresses me. What about you?

 

A year ago when I first heard the rummer, I went crazy with the google-fu. From what I gather, it's fake. It did, however, inspire lots of people to embrace the art of gerbiling. So while I was sad, the knowledge that other people tried it makes me happy.

Why did BS shave her head?

 

K fed wanted the true trailer trash atmosphere.

Ice Ice baby?

 

Only if it's vanilla.

Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry or neopolitan?

 

Strawberry, I mean it has straw And berries.

What more could you want?

 

Pride and Prejudice

BBC version or newest version?

EDIT: WTH, I missed about 20 posts??

Question and answer still stand

 

Save me from the work of Jane.

What do people like the shit she penned?

 

Because they hate pencils.

I smell orange?

 

I think you smell more yellow.

Doesn't the term fanboy sound kinda gay.