Umm, only if your the fanboy of another guy. Or the fangirl of another girl.

Amirite?

 

...buttsex.

Am I gonna take you to a gay bar?

 

I wouldn't stop you.

Did you all enjoy my e-peening?

 

It didn't last near as long as I would have liked, but as little as there was, it was great fun to watch.

Why didn't anyone find my Umpa Lumpa comment funny?

 

Because we like Munchkins more.

Chocolate or yellow brick road?

 

Chocolate, cuz I aint raceist like, y'know.

Has everyone seen the clowns owning the KKK?

 

No, but I'm about to.

E-Peen war...I never even knew something like that happened lately.

What else have I missed on the boards?

 

Me and your mom going at it. With Kolskit recording it on video. The film is called 'How Thatperson made Thisperson.'

Hawt?

 

thatperson's mum is a bit to manish for my tastes.

Why are all my teachers stupid fucks?

 

Becuase this is America (Or are you from Canada...?) and that is how the backasswards system works.

Isn't that gay?

 

According to Google that is the gayest image on the internet, as it is the first image result for "gay."

Why is that so gay?

 

There is always a chance he is gay but that's besides the point. I was actually hoping for someone to say 'Ya man that is gay as hell' and then for you to kick some cyber ass. Or at least rape it. We need more e-peen wars.

Who should I e-peen war with?

 

Choose someone with a smaller e-peen then you.

I have over 2,000 songs on my iPod, so why does shuffle keep bringing me back to Chocolate Rain?

 

Destiny.

Why is the grass not green?

 

Because they don't water it and it turned brown.

Why does H-BP not know that Death is from England?

 

What do you mean he doesnt know? He just chooses to ignore it.


Why is water wet?

 

Because it wouldn't be water if it wasn't.

What color is water?

 

Clear.

Does anyone of you know where I'm from?

 

Not really, and I couldn't be bothered to know....knowing we share the same internet is scary enough.

Homophobic!thatperson?

 

Oh pity, thatperson is scared of himself.

Where should I go to college?