Erm...what do you want to study?

 

He wants to study orange soda for everyone loves orange soda.

You live in England, Death. Right?

 

Nope, but I often get asked by people where I do live if I used to live in England, so it's an understandable mistake.

One country down, anyone else care to venture a guess?

 

Well my pants are currently located in CA...

death, are you in CA?

 

So you're a Frenchie. It's the country directly below the UK.

Parles vous francais?

 

Death is actually under my desk right now, tying my shoe of course.

Intriguing?

Edit: I skipped your question on purpose skeet!

 

I 'lul'ed at the ColdSkeet bit, it was actually funny.

Who said that?

 

No, who's on first.

Does anyone else find that skit hilarious?

 

/me ignores Hyphen. Malaga came up with it, methinks.

@Death- I thought you lived in Topeka, Kansas, no?

Did I just horribly mutilate you?

 

No.


Yes?

 

It is irrefutable.

Why is Death's image superimposed onto my Television?

 

All of that gay porn finally imprinted itself on your TV screen.

Are you gay?

(shoot, did I just answer my own question by asking a horse lover enthusiast if he was gay?)

 

Of course not. The image is simply rather amusing.

It's not as amusing as a Monkey Sword Fight, though...Is anything?

 

Yes. I'm not going to tell you, though.

What the fuck?

 

I can answer that one with an image, and thus shall.



That is my question, by the way. The image might not have a question mark on it, but treat it as if it does.

 

You really should just go fuck yourself with a pear.

Why is everyone changing their names (Jon, Bio, Vash, Cataclysmic/DS)?

 

People change over time, but in the end, no matter what their name, they are who they are. It is undeniable.

Now, while I will most certainly not fuck myself with a pear, I imagine that you have; you've probably even fucked a pear with a hole in it, using your impressive dickclit. Or, am I wrong?

 

Yes, you are.

Are pears your only fetish, or do you also enjoy other fruit?

 

I'm going to have to go with the third option: I don't have a fruit fetish.

What was the last object you fucked with your dickclit?

 

For a gay furry, you have a strange admiration of female gentalia.

When did it all go wrong?