When you knocked up your own mother.

Why would you insult me so harshly, calling me a furry of all things?

 

Suck it up and take it like a baby panda bear, bitch.

Hopelessly devoted to me?

 

If you're talking about me, no. If you're talking about Death...I think so. My magic eight-ball said "Signs point to yes" for Death.

How does a horse stand on two legs?

 

By being superimposed onto a human body...

Britfags unite?

 

That's kinda catchy, I like it.

The ambiguously gay duo is better though, right?

 

Fraid not, britfags wins.

The ambiguously gay duo: Is it Robin and Batman?

 

Si senorita.

Donde eres tu?

 

I don't speak forgein.

I'm also not french, nor from CA.

Girl, I'm not in Kansas anymore, and I wouldn't be even if I was in Kansas.

Okay, I'm tired of talking about the strange things that DV does to tomcats in the middle of the night.

Can any of the hyphen lot tell me the differnce between a hythen and a N-dash?

 

The dash is cooler, while the hyphen is not.

Labor Day weekend, why oh why have you left us labor day?

 

I don't know, but I do know that I don't like it.

What kind of name is "Tate?"

 

A rather poor nickname for Tatum perhaps?

 

Blergh.

Am I not bored?

 

No.

Should I sleep, or should I masterbate?

 

Depends.

Do you have good porn available?

 

I have the internet, darling. Doesn't matter know though, because I instead chose a different form of exercise. I went for a run.

Now I won't be able to sleep for the next three hours, so what do you think I'm going to do now?

 

Happy dead time.

What does CNN stand for?

 

Clueless Neurotic Network

Are we confuse, was me?

 

Yoda hates you too.

Goatse + Fursuit with a speshul hole=?

 

Oh, I got it at Wal-Mart on sale.

You know that guy with the face and the hands?

 

Yeah! Him with the feet.

Do you know what they say about a man with big condoms?