He's an idiot that thinks he needs a condom for fisting?

 

Ha, you have to question what you would say.

If posts in games count, how much higher do you think our post count would be?

Edit: That "our" is a use of the royal we.

 

Several times; and I'll thank you to notice that I don't need a condom for fisting. That's something that my idiot brother seems to think, though.

Why does he think that way?

 

Rape.

Rape?

 

Buttsex

Buttsex?

 

Surprize.

Surprize Buttsecks?

 

Equine Buttsecks or Feline Buttsecks?

 

Dolphin sex. See the camel rapist thread in S & P for any instruction you might need on how to proceed in that endeavor.

Demon_Vigilant/His ava/Ishtar?

 

Please, not Ishtar.

How can a woman be that ugly?

 

The MAGIC of Harry Potter.

Acording to The Google, this is the ugliest man on the interwebs. Can you beat Google?

 

Yes, according to photobucket, this is the ugliest guy alive.

 

Yes, you can beet google.

Why is google evil?

 

The same reason Master Slytherin had for never shutting us down.

Why didn't he shut us down?

 

Because I changed my avatar.

You like?

 

'Tis be hawt, and much better than the freaky toast ava.

You dig?

 

Damn right I dig, it's off the yin-yang.

If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me!

 

.....

Would you like a fried Crumple-Horned Snorkack?

 

Sure; can I get it in the form of a sandwich?

 

if the opposite of no is maybe, then fry em up!

Why don't you go to the bathroom around pokemon?

 

Girls can go to the bathroom with pokemon, because they only poke a man.

Amirite?