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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Master Slytherin, Jul 31, 2007.

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  1. malaga

    malaga Auror

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    Incredibly so. I'm a farm girl, and we have 3 cats, a dog, a herd of cows, my pet pig, a goat, and a horse.

    Are you resisting the urge to ask if I'm related to all my neighbours?
     
  2. Solomon

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    Amazingly enough, I wasn't until you asked that. But, now that you've mentioned it, I will ask. No point in resistance against a asking a stupid question, in a thread based upon that very idea.

    Are you related to all of your neighbors? Or, at least most of them?
     
  3. malaga

    malaga Auror

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    While technically I have no 'neighbours' (at least in the way townies think of it, the nearest house is about 3 km away), yes, most people around here are related. Not Utah kind of related, but most people have the same last names. It can be a problem, in calling out names (Kathryn, Murray, Elizabeth, Sarah, and Joseph Child are in group One).

    Are you a townie or a country man?
     
  4. Lorelei of the Sea

    Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable

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    Look at his ava. He has to be a country man, they don't let you keep horses in the city. Plus, the constant wearing of a fursuit might get a few strange looks.

    Insert pedo joke here?
     
  5. malaga

    malaga Auror

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    Or furry joke...

    Is that why Kinsfire gets odd looks?
     
  6. Lorelei of the Sea

    Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable

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    Well, yeah. Also, his wife looks like melted wax, so that has to garner a few odd ones.

    What type of fur suit would Kinsfire wear when having buttsecks with Mrs. Granger?
     
  7. malaga

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    A ginger cat one of course!

    Kinky?
     
  8. Lorelei of the Sea

    Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable

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    Hawt.

    D_V changes his ava!

    Teasing works?
     
  9. Solomon

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    Nope. I just felt like Pyramid Head in the WRYYYY! pose was cooler.

    Are you ready to be struck by the steamroller?
     
  10. malaga

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    Depends.

    What colour is the steamroller?
     
  11. Lorelei of the Sea

    Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable

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    Brown.

    The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog?
     
  12. Solomon

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    No, and you've got a pretty dull outlook on life, if a bright-yellow steamroller looks brown to you.

    Do you?
     
  13. Lorelei of the Sea

    Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable

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    Whenever I think of steamrollers, I think of Cleavland steamers.

    Mitch/Kinsfire?
     
  14. Solomon

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    An image that I'm glad I'll never be able to properly visualize, having never seen a picture of Kinsfire.

    Ginny Weasley/Lizard (Boss from the first Silent Hill game)?
     
  15. malaga

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    I unfortunately know what both those look like, and so am incredibly disturbed.

    I'm so disturbed, can I think of a question?
     
  16. Lorelei of the Sea

    Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable

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    Obviously not.

    Does that mean you suck?
     
  17. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Yes, it does mean she sucks. She sucks big fat gopher balls.

    When did this start?
     
  18. The-Hyphenated-One

    The-Hyphenated-One Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    When she learned of our orgy, and couldn't get it!!

    Anyone else seen shoot-em-up?
     
  19. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    I'm sure someone has.

    Will I beat HBP to posting?
     
  20. Gabrinth

    Gabrinth Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Yes, obviously.

    Why didn't I post faster?
     
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