Because you suck.

Why do Gingers smell funny?

 

Because their patron saint hates Jesus.

Why?

 

You dare ask that Lorelei, you disappoint me.

I thought it was a universal fact that all hated the big J to the esus?

 

Youz a haetr.

Praise me a Jeebus?

 

I will, if you'll give me a penny.

Will you give me a penny?

 

Not unless you're a hobo.

Are you a hobo?

 

...yas...

Is there going to be a *bang* in response to my statement?

 

Probably.
Will it be a big bang?

 

No cause ther nevah waz a big bang cuz god made the erth riht and it is at teh center of the unvrse and thr r no other places cuz we r gods vavrite children.

Right?

 

No, we is Godz nly chldrn cos ths is da only plnet an anmals are chust our food n stuff cos theyve no fellings.
That is true?

 

If you want to pretend, I won't stop you.

Bonnie or Clyde?

 

Bonnie, just staying true to my belief.

Save what you can fuck, and fuck what you can't.

Does that make any sense?

 

Does anything you post ever make sense?

EDIT

 

Lorelei, is your real name Collean?

 

That's one name I've never been able to attribute to a face or personality.

Some weird shit or some weird shit eating?

 

Just shit.

Who like flavored mineral water?

 

I don't, that shit is bad.

Who likes huffing the empty whip-cream bottles?

 

I like huffing the full ones.

Do you think I love abuse?

 

Only if it's death dishing it out.

What does punching babies do for you>?

 

Lots of very ... strange and slightly sexual things.

Odd, maybe?