Very much so.
What does punching babies do to Vash?

 

change the color of his hair.

Why do dogs meow and cats bark?

 

Because having it the other way round would be scary.
Why do left and right things change when you turn around?

 

Honey, that only happens to you. Jesus doesn't feel the need to fuck with the rest of us.

What don't the Japanese eat?

 

Platapus.

Have any of you?

 

No.

Why would you want to?

 

...because of the chicken.

Which did cum first? The chicken or the egg?

 

I always knew the whites in my egg tasted a bit salty ....

Rather nasty?

 

Really nasty.

Shall we go toe stepping?

 

I'm up for it.

What's better, toe stepping or frolicking?

 

Well, when dancing it is best to avoid stepping on toes. So I'll go with frolicking.

Does the fact that my dog can't keep her licker in her throut make in an idiot?

 

No, but let's give her the benefit of the doubt and call her one anyway.

Aren't I great?

 

You will never be able to match me in narcissism.

Why do I want an identical twin?

 

So you can stare at your self all day long.

Have you ever practiced ping ping in front of a mirror. In the nude?

 

Suprisingly, no.
Why would you want to?

 

Because you think you're the hottest thing in existence.

But...are you?!

 

Why of course. I am teh hawtness.

Who else agrees with me?

 

Not Nobody.

So, Body does. If only you can find out who that is.

Could I have done something to make that lamer?

 

Not much, but then again you are Nobody.

Was that pun pretty bad, too?

 

It was mildly bad, but nothing to kolskeet about.

Better eh?