Write a horrible slash fanfiction where Draco Malfoy and Cornelius 'Fudge-Packer' Fudge have a shit baby when they aren't married and Draccy // his wrists because of it?

 

/me blinks...yeah.

You know something HBP, you're not as normal as I thought...



Should I be wary of he-who-has-bad-hair?

 

Yes, you should be afraid, very afraid.

What would you do for a ---klondike---bar---?

 

Go down to my fridge.


What are Lord Hyphen's views on colons?

 

Colons are nothing but weak minded fools! They would find themselves lucky to be in the presence of the all might ------------'s!

Was that a bit over-the-top?

 

Excessively so; this whole hyphen business, entirely, is a mite over-the-top, to be quite honest.

But then, you probably don't think that way, do you?

 

No, my brain waves are made of the things, hyphens, if you were wondering.

Alas, I am not a normal person, I am quite extra-ordinary.

What do you get when you cross and inbred donky-horse with an outbred sheep-llama?

 

Draco Malfoy.

Which of these four girls is trying to kill you using only the power of her mind?

 

A cat.

Can't you just see the look of happiness on the fathers long face?

Edit: damn too slow.

Luna Lovegood, and I would say she is succeeding.

My question stands.

 

Now that you mention it, the horse does look a bit sad........get it, long face.

Now that was a stupid joke and this is a stupid question, am-irite?

 

Amee writ...

Right?

 

I am a bit confused by your tactics, so I am just going to act tuff!

Do you feek lucky, Punk? Well, do ya?

 

I feel very lucky. Like, Vegas lucky.

What would happen if Dirty Harry took a shower?

 

He would be Clean Harry I suppose.

What if the lowrider wasn't really low?

 

Then he would be the highrider.

Who made your Lord Hyphen banner and can I have the plebeian version?

 

It was the master of avatars, sigs, and banners himself, JON!

Will you vow to uphold the usage of --Hyphens--?

 

I-solemnly-swear.

Can-I-be-in-the-cool-kids-club-now?

 

I will grant you this one request..

I am tired and I have to work at 7 tomorrow so, Goodnight?

 

I should probably go to bed as well, so yes, goodnight.

Why did 1000 members suddenly disappear? The member count used to be 3k plus, but now it's not even 2k.

 

Who cares?