Nobody.

Did that make you groan?

 

Yes, bad pun you son of a bitch.........


If it's raining in Sweden, but the blinds are closed, how many killer squirrels are roaming the streets of London?

 

Depends on how many chucks of wood have been chucked in the last hour and forty-three minutes.

What about if the blinds are open?

 

966.

What does a killer squirrel

 

Herman Granger. She looks like a squirrel in canon anyways.

Hyphen! How much sleep does the god damn, hyphenated teen-body need?

 

He's at work, as am I. Only difference is, I am stuck in retail hell, thus giving me access to a computer.

If it's raining in Los Angeles and snowing in New York, what word will Bush invent next?

 

Who knows, but it will probably be on National television in front of everyone.

Working at a cabinet factory for 11 hours sucks, ami-rite or ami-RIGHT?

 

Who knows, but it will probably be on National television in front of everyone.

Working at a cabinet factory for 11 hours sucks, ami-rite or ami-RIGHT?

 

Ami right. I'd whine about my job, but working in an air-conditioned shoe shop with computer access isn't really that bad.

Is vanity fair?

 

Everything's fair in love and war. And vanity is loving yourself. So, yes.

Did that make any sense at all?

 

It did, in a Mulder logic sort of way.

What will eat your brain next?

 

Hopefully some shit about how to become invisible, useful thing you know.

Anyone else going to see Hot Rod tonight?

 

Eh, never bothered watching it before.

So why start now?

 

Because Lord Hyphen wants you too.

But then again, you aren't hyphenated, are you?

 

no, no he's not

What is the sum of all fears?

 

Slash pie.

Does it scare you?

 

It has a fear factor that is only on par with cooties.

Why did you join the Hyphenated club?

(For you are not hyphenated either)

 

My name has the potential to be hyphenated. Lorelei-of-the-Sea. Also, I begged.

What happens if a slash fangirl gets a boyfriend?

 

She might get laid.

Will it stop her, though?

 

no, it will only breed more despair

penis vs. vagina who wins?