Mr. Teen Vagina, maybe

Unless.....?

 

Well I did. She and I have AP English Literature together. She doesn't shave her legs.

Would you fuck a beauty queen who doesn't shave her legs? Using a dick-clit counts.

 

No, did you?

 

Of course he would!

What would compel you to ask that question?

(where ya been death?)

 

Alas, I must mustar the energy to master my education. I have an unfortunate tendency to select demanding classes, and then not do shit.

I did not sleep with her, they only women I've ever slept with is dear of_the_sea. Can you guess why?

 

Drugs.

Where can i find said furry creature?

 

Living around Lorelei's dick-clit, which is the actually reason we slept together.

Shoud I get all in Hari's face about the shift key?

 

No, as his abuse of the English language seems rather sporadic. After he's had a few drinks and she's being a bitch, if you will.

What do you say to a sneezing atheist?

 

You just sneezed on me, you dick. If I get sick, you are fucking dead.

What would you say?

 

Bless you! Aw christ, I'm not supposed to say that!

Is there anything else to say?

 

Gesundheit, but that's too simple, and too similar to "Bless you." I think my approach is superior, don't you?

 

Only if they sneeze on you.

What would you say if they sneezed on someone else?

 

Better him/her than me. Yourself?

 

*snicker snicker* That random astheist sneezed on you. You could get sick and die! *snicker snicker*

Would I get hit for that?

 

Depends on if the person in question has a short temper. Does s/he?

 

Probably. I find I generally cause people to lose their tempers quickly. It's a gift.

Do you share this gift?

 

Hm...Not often. I tend to make people laugh and/or call me weird.

Do you think I'm odd?

 

Of course not, after all, we are speaking are we not?

 

Maybe. >_>

Are we there yet?

 

No, stop asking!

How many times have you asked that thus far?