Maybe.

Obligatory Mitch reference?

 

No, I wouldn't be able to faeces anyone if I made a Mitch reference.

How bad was that pun?

 

As bad as Mitch/Snape/Buck Angel would be.

Will you tell me a clean little secret?

 

I washed my dog today.

As she somehow manages to still stink, does that make it a dirty little secret?

 

Que?

/chars

 

Expletive.

Deleted?!

 

Not if I have Tourette's...

D'ya think I do?

Edit: Wow. Me and DV have same number of posts. I think this calls for a cool smily:

 

Signs point to no.

What would my Magic Eight-Ball be referring to if it said "Signs Point to Yes"?

 

The road signs in Kuwait which point to Yes Street.

Or is the street somewhere else?

 

Indeed. The street is technically in Ukraine.

Why is Yes Street in Ukraine?

 

Because when they tried it in Russia, it exploded.

Or did it asplode?

 

It asspoodled.

Wanna go to church?

 

Depends.

Can I turn up naked and sacrifice a rooster on the altar with my gay lover and my three children born out of wedlock (including the one I aborted)?

 

Only if you make out with your brother during the service, and get him to jump the priest.

Away, foul demon?

 

I resent that! I'm a fowl demon! (This is due to my rooster-killing)

Or is it due to something else?

 

It's due to something else, do you know what?

 

I don't think I do.

Care to share?

 

Not really.

What do you think about new buttons set?

 

Pretty nice. The "New Reply" button looks misaligned, the "Quick Reply" button (which I doubt anyone uses anyways) is tiny, and the "Newest Post" button from within the forums themselves (the black one) is hard as hell to see, but other than that, I like them very much.

What do you think of them?

 

"There are no stupid questions, only stupid people"