From what I've been told, they made a one-way, one-use international portkey out of baby food and fed it to him.

Is there any other way it could have happened?

 

Porbably no.

Can you think of any other way?

 

I suppose they could have cast a good portus on the silver spoon born in his mouth.

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, right?

 

Wrong, if I remember correctly, it was knife, wasn't it?

 

Barbecue fork, if I remember correctly.

Was it made of Aluminum or Somethingelseium?

 

Wasn't it made of silver?

 

That would be Somethingelseium.

Who is that in your sig?

 

Just a girl, she's fucking beautiful, in her whole picture that is.

Could she pass for Daphne?

 

I think not.

Doesn't anyone else see her as blonde?

 

I think Jon does. She has so very little description (none whatsoever), so why do you see her as blonde?

 

Because fanon has her as a queen bitch, and sometimes blond goes with that description.

How do you think an unthinkable thought?

 

You defy the many laws of the universe.

Would you be willing to name three of those laws for me?

 

Well that depends....

How similar are they to the laws of the internet?

 

They are the same, for the internet is just a mini universe.

Does that make whoever created it God?

 

No; being God would require having some measure of control over the internet, and not even its creator has such power.

Does anyone?

 

Oh wow... the thought of someone having that much power...

How long before the president claims the internet is an evil conspiracy made to hurt puppies and small children and tries to destroy it?

 

Five minutes.

What is the chance that he will succeed?

 

1/9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 (ad infitum)

What's something else with those chances? Other than Ginny lasting til the end of her Hogwarts years without STDs of course.

 

That Slash will cease to exist.

1/0?

 

The end of everything, of course.

Why would you want to divide by zero?