Get a stupid answer! For example:

Why does Harry play quidditch?

Because he sucks at everything else.

The only rule is that you have to answer the previous poster's question and make a question of your own.

FIRST QUESTION:
If Snape is there *points*, and Dumbledore is there *points*, and Istanbul is somewhere in that *points* general direction, then who the hell is that? *points at a random person*

 

Kevin Bacon.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

 

Three Kennings (six Pecks, forty eight dry pints).


When will Hannah Abbot confess her sapphic love for Susan Bones, who secretly pines for Harry Potter, drawing the three of them into a much improved Terrific Trio?

 

Hannah Abbot will confess tonight at midnight,when she will bring Susan to the room of requirement to have a lovefest directly afterwards.

What would Harry say if he were in one of the old campy Batman comics?

 

I too sexy for my shirt...
What should Harry tell Ginny when she confessess her "eternal love" (potion) to Harry?

 

"Sorry I love my ass too much to pay attention to anyone else"

What would Snape say if Harry found him sleeping with his mom?

 

Avada Kedavra

What would Molly Weasley do if she found Ron and Ginny in bed together.

 

I'm my own grandmother too.

Why are Draco and Harry meant to be together?

 

Because the Star Trek outfits look gay.

Where did all the leprechaun go?

 

To germany to drink beer.

Why is this site called Darklordpotter?

 

Because Lightlordpotter just dont work!

When did Snape last wash his hair?

 

Right after he was born, the doctors had to wash the vaginal fluid off of him.

What does Dumbledore do in his private office...?

 

Helps Harry kill Tommy through orgy's.

What does Voldemort do in his private chambers?

 

A person with long-legged legs. ;P

When was the last time Harry got laid?

 

Five minutes ago in the bathroom with your mom while you are busy reading this.

Why does feces smell bad?

 

Because the medical term for feces is 'Draco'.

When will Slash'ers realize that terminology pertaining to 'male ass-sex' is not something to be proud of?

 

When Feminists rule the world.

Why do al slash lovers hate femslash?

 

Because male-slashers are ugly, vindictive women, that if they portrayed a REAL relationship between a man and a woman, they'd realize that that scenario is not in store for them, and in doing so would commit suicide when it finally hit home that they ARE going to stay virgins for the rest of their lives, that they ARE going to stay overweight, and that they ARE going to finally understand that personality does not really mean shit when it comes to gettin some. They hate fem-slash because the men they want drool over women they aren't, meaning by definition, they are ugly. Terrible circle of life.

When will JKR realize she fucked up Harry Potter as a character, and redeem everything we could hope for in book 7, leaving all of us non-idiotic readers happy?

 

At the same time this site gets renamed H/G R US ZOMG!

When will Harry abuse Tonks for her Metamorph powers?