No, unfortunately, this box is too heavy to lift onto that shelf.

Eating vegetables is inhumane because...?

 

Because vegetables are green and therefore like the color of money and money corrupts and is one of the main sources of the evil in this world therefore vegetables in relation corrupt and turn people evil.

Why is money green like envy?

 

Because wrath is screwing Lust and she is hot!

If hot chick A and Hot chick B are drunk and Man A has extremely good luck. What Happens?

 

A cop arrests Hot Chicks A and B for Indecent Exposure. Man A is the cop.

Can we please go back to Lust?

 

Existing

What's the original sin?

 

Voting for George W. Bush.

If They ask you to 'do it like they do on the Discovery Channel', how do they do it on the Discovery Channel?

 

Because the porn channel is on 24/7 and nobody can do it that long.

Why are we asking stupid questions, why not intelectual ones?

 

Because we can't spell intellectual.

Raa-raa chick a haha?

 

No - Hooked on Phonics was not helpful.

If you had to bang a loosely compatible organism aside from a human being, what would it be?

 

Probably Not. I was going for the water sprout of a whale.

If you could have any woman (fictional/real/made-up), who would she be?

 

Make it ask for more.

If you needed to get laid but couldn't and had no hands, what would you do?

 

I'd get 'laid' in the cemetary.

If you had a choice between getting 1.5 billion dollars and super powers, what would you get?

 

Super powers, easy money from them on.

If I am yellow and you are blue, what colour is the person standing inbetween us?

 

Aquamarine.

If I hit a random person over the head with a fish what will he/she do?

 

Cry a never ending river for the fish to live in.

If you combine "Yahoo/Hotmail/Gmail" together, what do you get?