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If I hit you in the head with a fish, what would you do?

 

I'd grab the fish and tear your fucking head off.

What do you when you have a massive project due in six hours and you have barely started? (Really, I need to know)

 

I am skilled in this, get your ass off DLP and enter last minute panic mode.

What do you do when you have a physice unit final, a novel to read, and a 5 page essay to do in 14 hours?

 

Pay a really fat guy to clog up all the toilets in your school.

If a really big fat guy clogged up all the toilets in your school what would you do?

 

Probably quick reply

You are walking down the street, there is a blue car next to you, why did you die? And why is there blue paint on your ass?

 

Because you just remembered that green mean go, Red mean stop. As to the reason that there is paint on your arse. You like to fingerpaint with your ass. For some reason no one will recognize your brilliance... well, maybe now that you're dead your work will be worth more. It worked for Van Gough and Other painting dudes why not you.



If you woke up on the planet of the apes, what would you do?

 

Grab a banana, and chow down. Maybe scream 'damn, dirty apes' once in a while.

Harry and Draco, sitting in a tree, M-U-R, D-E-R, I-N-G. First comes blood, then comes gore...?

 

Then comes Gin and red rum.

If a kid walked up to you and started saying redrum in a scratchy demented voice, what type of fish would you hit him with?

 

Monkfish. Wide mouth = better target range.

If you had a monkfish, where would you ride it?

 

Because they are radioactive rubber pants. OBEY THEM.

If you hade radioactive rubber pants, who would you feed them to?

 

I would feed them to...God.

Why would you want to feed them to someone?

 

*thinks* Because they....they are pure joy. -_-;

Why the heck would Joy be inside a pair of radioactive rubber pants?

 

Because she's related to Lust.

If a donkey crash landed into your car, what would the police report look like?

 

Something vaguely like -*gets hit by flying donkey w/ car*-

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Why is a donkey such an ass?

 

Because they are awfully ...oh screw it. I dunno. Why the hell not?

...Why 42?