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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by MrINBN, Oct 17, 2006.

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  1. The Dark Monarch

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    Gmail/Hotmail/Yahoo

    If I hit you in the head with a fish, what would you do?
     
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    I'd grab the fish and tear your fucking head off.

    What do you when you have a massive project due in six hours and you have barely started? (Really, I need to know)
     
  3. Darius

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    I am skilled in this, get your ass off DLP and enter last minute panic mode.

    What do you do when you have a physice unit final, a novel to read, and a 5 page essay to do in 14 hours?
     
  4. The Dark Monarch

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    Pay a really fat guy to clog up all the toilets in your school.

    If a really big fat guy clogged up all the toilets in your school what would you do?
     
  5. Jon

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    Pay him money I owe him and relax at home as the school fixes the problem for a week.

    Who is your best bud on here?
     
  6. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    Probably quick reply

    You are walking down the street, there is a blue car next to you, why did you die? And why is there blue paint on your ass?
     
  7. The Dark Monarch

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    Because you just remembered that green mean go, Red mean stop. As to the reason that there is paint on your arse. You like to fingerpaint with your ass. For some reason no one will recognize your brilliance... well, maybe now that you're dead your work will be worth more. It worked for Van Gough and Other painting dudes why not you.



    If you woke up on the planet of the apes, what would you do?
     
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    Grab a banana, and chow down. Maybe scream 'damn, dirty apes' once in a while.

    Harry and Draco, sitting in a tree, M-U-R, D-E-R, I-N-G. First comes blood, then comes gore...?
     
  9. The Dark Monarch

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    Then comes Gin and red rum.

    If a kid walked up to you and started saying redrum in a scratchy demented voice, what type of fish would you hit him with?
     
  10. Nuntis

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    Monkfish. Wide mouth = better target range.

    If you had a monkfish, where would you ride it?
     
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    In my pants.

    Why my pants?
     
  12. Nuntis

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    Because they are radioactive rubber pants. OBEY THEM.

    If you hade radioactive rubber pants, who would you feed them to?
     
  13. Dark Lord Rostam

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    I would feed them to...God.

    Why would you want to feed them to someone?
     
  14. Nuntis

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    *thinks* Because they....they are pure joy. -_-;

    Why the heck would Joy be inside a pair of radioactive rubber pants?
     
  15. Jon

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    Because she is a kinky girl.

    Why would she be that kinky?
     
  16. The Dark Monarch

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    Because she's related to Lust.

    If a donkey crash landed into your car, what would the police report look like?
     
  17. Nuntis

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    Something vaguely like -*gets hit by flying donkey w/ car*-

    ...

    Why is a donkey such an ass?
     
  18. Jon

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    Because Jesus smites those who wear pants.

    Why not underwear?
     
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    Because they are awfully ...oh screw it. I dunno. Why the hell not?

    ...Why 42?
     
  20. Jon

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    Because it is the answer.

    Why not 24?
     
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