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  1. Jon

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    Because you can't sleep.

    Why can't you sleep?
     
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    Because somewhere in the world... it's daytime.

    Why must people use every conceivable pairing known to fan fiction?
     
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    Because its been done before and they just rip other people off.


    Why? Why must fanfiction.net have so many goddamn problems and then its support site doesnt work. WHY?!?!?!?
     
  4. Jon

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    Because it hasn't had it's weekly injection of Surarrin_stories.dll

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    B/c I forgot who Daphne is. *gets killed* I can't beLIEVE I did that.

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    Because you are a newb.

    Why are you a newb though?
     
  7. Jon

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    Because they are new.

    Why and they new?
     
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    Because you have no life.

    Why do you have no life?
     
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    Cause God has it out for you.

    Why does God have it out for you?
     
  10. Jamven

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    Cause he is an ass

    Why is God an ass?
     
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    Because he shits on humanity.

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    Because he is very regular, most likely from drinkng a lot of prune juice

    If Crap tasted like Ice cream, but still smelled like crap, would you eat it?
     
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    Yes, because it is still crap.

    Why the hell would it taste like ice cream?
     
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    Cause you said it would.

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    Because they need to validate their existance and the existance of that which surrounds it.

    What do you do when you're evil?
     
  16. Jamven

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    Pledge your allegiance to all things dark, and promise on your damned soul

    Why would you ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.
     
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    I would ask this question because JFK asked me.

    Why did JFK ask this question?
     
  18. Jon

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    Because he needed people to work.

    Why didn't he do the work himself?
     
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    He was the president, he did not need to work. The tax payers payed his salary.

    Iran fires a nuke, the U.S fires a nuke, why am I eating a grilled cheese sandwich?
     
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    Because you just made it.

    Why didn't you make a Grilled Cheese and Tomato Sandwich?
     
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