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Why is something sent by car called a shipment, while something sent by ship is called cargo?

Draco

 

Because God decided to mess with Logic and Logic said "That's it! Im out! I got nothing!"

Why do you insist on it?

 

What is the point of this all?

 

The point of course is to ask a question and receive a answer with no logic backing it up.

Why would Nexus ask such a question?

 

Because he obviously didn't have the brain power to look on the first page and find out what it is about.

If dogs sniff each other's butts, why don't we?

 

Because in ancient cultures we would be accussed of being gay and have our genitals removed with a blade of some sort, probably rusted or jagged.

Why was president Lincoln killed in the Kennedy theater and President Kennedy killed in a Lincoln?

 

Aliens.... need I say more?

How can you prevent forest fires?

 

By always having ducks and elephants around.

How do you squash a dark lord?

 

easy, ask dark lord squash

Whats the point of fan fiction?

 

For closet homosexuals to write slash fics and be ridiculed openly.

Why was cupentard born?

 

Because his dad forgot to pull out.

Why does my dick get hard at the MOST inappropriate times?

:/

 

Because fate likes to F with people.

If fate likes to f with people then why am I still alive after making that comment?

 

Her vengeance is not swift, it comes slowly and painfully. Taking everything and every one you ever loved away from you and never giving it back. Spreading distant hope and fake dreams of grandeur into your mind and soul so that ever so slowly it can stomp the renewed confidence in your heart. It shatters your resolve with its icy claws of doom yet at the same time beckons you onward in an attempt to make you forget your past sins. She uses her mighty arms as a chasm as if to make you feel secure and then at the last moment, remove the barrier and unleashes hell upon you.

You may have not been smitten yet, but you will suffer, oh how you will suffer! And when the end comes you will only beg for death, but know that it will never come. For you time will pass by meaninglessly, never stopping, never slowing. And after your resolve breaks into countless pieces only then will she let deaths' cold grip take your shattered soul and resolve, and place it inside of her trophy rack of fools who challenged her wrath!

If you were spanked with a paddle when you were seven, then why are you still feeling the effects today?

 

because you enjoyed it...

why did you enjoy it?

 

Because with a couple of Pokemon cards in the back pocket it gives it a unique "taste".

Toilet paper has a unique taste how do I know this?

 

Because I force-fed it to you.

How many times did Adam cut himself by the time he was 7?

 

To many times to count.

Why do people who cut themselves join a site that hates that kind of thing?