The mustard they used in round 2.

Why not honey?

 

Because the sweet and sour flavors are as contrasting as slash and good.

Covered in honey or covered in bees, which is the better torture?

 

Covered in honey as to attract bees! Maybe a few bears.

What do you do if you have an un-scratchable itch?

 

If you are a hero with a delusional love of red heads, quite possibly every disease ever discovered.

And the magic number is?

 

I find that highly innappropriate.

But if no one was around?

 

PLUCKED!

If a dog and cat got into a fight, and a rabbit ended up on top, what the hell happened?

 

Who cares as long as they mate like bunnies in the end.

Snow bunnies or beach bunnies?

 

Decapicated Bunnies.

Using what piece of kitchenware?

 

You will if you want to live.

If I need a calculator to add 2,3 and 5. What is time required by Fleur to seduce Harry?

 

The amount of time it takes for the eye to transfer an image to the brain.

What's your image?

 

A really ugly Christmas tree.

If you're someone's secret Santa, and you HATE that person, what do you get them?

 

Small pox.

Why does no one say, "A pox upon you!" ala Shakespeare, anymore?

 

The Patriot Act.

Act Shmact?

 

Only if you're African American and don't believe in White Power.

I heard a little birdie from AFF yesterday stating that JKR would change the plotline of the seventh HP book for some awesome anal sex. Think I should take a 'stab' at it?

 

Only if your referring to JK's heart.

Has abbreviating her name all this time been a hint that this whole series is just a joke with HBP as a punch line?

Edit: Switched . and ?

 

We can all wish, but alas it is not to be.

What is the GEORGE THE FIFTH divided by HENRY THE EIGHTH?

 

12/34 simplified to 6/17

if a tree falls in the woods and lands on a clown doesnt everyone laugh?