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Nexus · Dec 12, 2006

Yoda, cause he pwnts all.

Tell me DLP, What would you say if all of this was a dream?

MrINBN · Dec 12, 2006

"Get a life, Troll!"

Why has this thread gone on so long?

Jon · Dec 12, 2006

Because Jesus Eats Corn and We Don't Fucking Care. (JECAWDFC)

Why doesn't he care?

Nexus · Dec 12, 2006

Because we are talking monkeys.

What are the chancesthat JKR take notes from fictionalley.org (Astronomy tower.)writers ?

Void Sorcerer · Dec 13, 2006

...Don't go there

If JKR has a sex scene between Ginny and Harry next book, what will you do?

The Dark Lord Squash · Dec 13, 2006

I would probably have to stop and wonder what I must be smoking.

What was I smoking?

Darius · Dec 13, 2006

Your own Feces.

Was there corn in DLS's feces?

The Dark Lord Squash · Dec 13, 2006

It is a known fact that the Dark Lord Squash has had no corn in over a week, and since he has a good balance of fiber in his diet as well I can say that there was no corn in the Dark Lord Squash's shit.

Maybe it's just me but I have to ask, what the Hell is Darius's Avatar? I really have no idea and it has been bugging me.

Jon · Dec 13, 2006

It's his signature, he didn't like the Raichu Avatar I made for him. :'(

Is my new signature alright? Or should I stick with the Love-of-my-Life Signature. ( The one with "I will never just be a memory" on it?)

Darius · Dec 13, 2006

I tried to load it but it didn't work , I've already lost enough for the sig as is.

Your sig needs more pink.

Why is Pokemon still so awesome?

Nexus · Dec 13, 2006

It's not.

Who said it is?

Jon: The earlier one was better. This one has too much white in it. Can't see the patterns. Oh and the Avatar looks pinkish(is it just my screen?).

Krull · Dec 14, 2006

Him...

what's the meaning of life?

Jon · Dec 14, 2006

Definitions of life on the Web:
[SIZE=-1]a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life"
the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others"
the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life"
animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes"
the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life"
the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life"
liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it"
biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life
the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life"
a living person; "his heroism saved a life"
living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life"
a motive for living; "pottery was his life"
the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon"
life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Life is a multi-faceted concept. Life may refer to the ongoing process of which living things are a part; the period between the birth (or a point at which the entity can be considered to be living) and death of an organism; the condition of an entity that has been born (or reached the point in its existence at which it can be established to be alive) and has yet to die; and that which makes a living thing alive.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Life has been the name of two notable magazines published in the United States.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LIFE[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Life is a live album by Irish band Thin Lizzy, released in 1983. (see 1983 in music).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_(album)[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Life is a 1999 feature film from Universal Pictures. It stars Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence as two men forced into moonshining(being unable to otherwise pay off their debts), who take a shipment of booze into the deep south of Mississippi in 1932. They are framed for murder, and the judge sentences them to life in prison. The pair therefore spend the next seven decades in prison, at various times making attempts to break out and escape, becoming best friends at the end. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_(movie)[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Life is a breakfast cereal made of whole grain oats, and distributed by the Quaker Oats Company.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_(cereal)[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Life was a Formula One constructor from Italy. They participated in 14 grands prix, entering a total of 14 cars.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_(Racing_Team)[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Life was the third album by Sly & the Family Stone, released by Epic/CBS Records in 1968. Unlike its predecessor, Dance to the Music, Life was not a commercial success, although mmany of its songs, including "M'Lady", "Fun", "Love City", and the title track became popular staples of the Sly & the Family Stone live show.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_(1968_album)[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]The recommended safe duration (in hours or measurable wear on the component) of any part on an aircraft. This length of time is determined by either fatigue or the operational wear on the part.
www.aircommand.com/Glossary.html[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]For Ball Screw Jacks, verify ball screw life expectancy using the life charts. Note: Ball screw life charts are located at the beginning of each ball screw jack section.
www.nookindustries.com/jack/JackGlossary.cfm[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]over the life of the loan.
www.hsh.com/partners/nydob/critmr.htm[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]The number of years estimated to be the useful period of the asset, as determined by governmental or other appraisal documents. (See Exhibit Q, Class Codes.)
www.cmu.edu/policies/documents/PropGlossary.html[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]More accurately referred to as a death, the unit for counting how many tries a player has before a game is finished.
www.makegames.com/sidescroller/glossary.html[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Sex of Love views humans in relationship to one another as atoms in the atomic universe. We are packets of energy: Energy that is becoming Conscious of Itself. This is Life. Our story, our history is but getting started. Beauty = Sex of Love asserts that seeking Beauty is a major determinant in the "fitness" that directs Evolution.
www.number-one-adult-sexual-health-terms-advisor.com/newage.htm[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]The period during which a system is capable of operating above a specified performance level.
www.kyocerasolar.com/learn/glossary.html[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]I won't even try defining this one.
www.krl.caltech.edu/~charles/alife-game/glossary.html[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]refers to anything that is alive: animal, vegetable, and (at least for some followers of Aboriginal, Earth-centered, and other religions) even mineral.
www.religioustolerance.org/abo_when6.htm[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Insurance on human lives and insurance appertaining thereto or connected within.
https://fortress.wa.gov/oic/laa/LAADefinitions.aspx[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]A Day of Brahma, a cosmic manvantara or out-breathing of Brahma, represents a period where worlds are evolved and pass through their allotted ages of manvantaric existence. Each Day of Brahma consists of 1,000 aggregates of four yugas or 1,000 mahayugas (great ages). In a smaller sense it is also a mahamanvantara or kalpa of a planetary chain, composed of seven rounds, a period of 4,320,000,000 terrestrial years. ...
www.theosociety.org/pasadena/etgloss/br-bz.htm[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]A lifestyle typical of the United States, where it is rarely practised.
www.newint.org/issue226/order.htm[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]http://www.interaktv.com/LUnE/ What a web page! A very extensive web page on biology that just about has it all. A fantastic resource for teachers and students alike who are interested in classification, zoology, botany, paleontology and lots of other science stuff. Highly recommended.
schoolscience.rice.edu/duker/scitetaxonomyres.html[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Expression of self as a personal and physical experience.
www.cosmicledger.com/glossary/l[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]I won't hazard a definition.
www.embassy.org.nz/encycl/l3encyc.htm[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Predominately considered to be a characteristic of humans, plants and animals. However, even inert matter is in constant movement and change. We continue to find life in places that we did not believe that it could exist, such as on the bottom of the sea floor around thermal vents. Perhaps our ideas of what is living and what is non-living are flawed and merely the measure of our ignorance and restricted powers of observation. Many consider that the earth is alive. ...
nsacphenomena.com/terms_a_to_l.htm[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]The length of acceptable performance received from a battery, measured in years or in charge/discharge cycles.
www.batteryma******/battery_terms.php[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]The estimated time when the probability of failure will reach a specified point (X%) at a given stress level. For example, if 10% of the products are expected to fail by 4 years of operation at a given stress level, then the B(10) life is 4 years. (Note that this is equivalent to a warranty time of 4 years for a 90% reliability.)
www.weibull.com/hotwire/issue43/relbasics43.htm[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]The activities one's 'sposed to be performing when one's actually spending time staring at a monitor and altering code instead.
curry.edschool.virginia.edu/go/www_uses/demos/glossary.html[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]"Private Life? I don't think you can find this word in my dictionary... my life is Metallica 24 hours a day!" - Lars.
members.tripod.com/JosephVictor/metallica/glossary.htm[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Said of a system capable of undergoing Darwinian style evolution by natural selection.
www.geocities.com/templarser/complexglos.html[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]How did it start? Is life a cosmic phenomenon?
encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/life[/SIZE]
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What is the meaning of death?

Moloch · Dec 14, 2006

To go to your preferred resting place. A peaceful Heaven or a sexually orientated hell.

What would you prefer? Peaceful Heaven or Sexually orientated hell? Remember, as Hack once said, "Hack's dick hurt."

sleepyrz · Dec 14, 2006

ill take a Peaceful Sexually orientated Heaven

if i took a cigarette and broke it up and put the tobacco in my bong and hit it real hard would i pass out from the head rush?

That Wench · Dec 17, 2006

probably...

If I died next week, how many Gin!slut stories are there?

Nexus · Dec 17, 2006

Tooooo mant to count.

Are you a fucking idiot?

Void Sorcerer · Dec 17, 2006

More then likely.

How many times can you say fuck in a sentence before sounding like a moron?

ECFE11 · Dec 17, 2006

Two times!

How come that freaking word have been arround and populare so long?

A good example is:

Rocco: Fucking - what the fucking fuck - who the fuck - fuck this - fucking - how did you two fucking fucks - FUCK!

from the Boondock Saints

deathtehfluffybunny · Dec 17, 2006

Because no one showed us the error of our ways.

Who the fuck are you to criticize our fucking language when you don't fucking speak it correctly, mother fucko?

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