The flag in that picture is actually an English one.

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Because he tried making the drills for a while, and they all mysteriously ended up broken in his room. Vernon decided boxes would be much less expensive.

Why doesn't Voldemort just hire people?

 

That was part of the stupidity; pointing out the obvious.

 

Cause he has bad dandruff.

How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck had an axe?

 

Enough that I could smack Rupert Grint in the face and make him look like he didn't just jump out of the Special Olympics.

Think Emma Watson would be flattered if I held up a sign with her picture with written on it saying '3 More YeaRs till I cAn Masta'bATe to you legAlly!!!" at the OoTP movie premiere in Los Angeles?

 

Emma would probably enjoy the positive publicity!
And she and Bonnie Wright (Ginnyevil) will go down on you, to show their appreciation of your artistic banner-making skills

What is the sound of a deaf man farting in the middle of the forest where there is no one around?

 

Emma Watson is older than 15, unless the laws are different whereever you are.

SCRAW PIECES OF 8 PIECES OF 8.

How well do you think a Daniel Radcliffe and whoever plays Draco sex tape would sell?

 

Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton? The universe would probably melt!!

But not before it sold a Kagillion copies.


How many mpreg authors does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

One but thats pushing it already, given that they are all probably too busy writing crappy mpreg stories on FF.net overloading thier servers.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, who cares?

 

The slash writers because there is one less phalic symbol in the world to impale Draco,Harry,Random Male Character, on.

Why does Harry like Ginny?

 

Ginny and Harry belong together; there is no adequate answer to their belonging-togetherness. You know, like how a donkey belongs with a horse. What happens is a mule (or a hinny), something that is deemed a disaster by God and not allowed to procreate.

Might I add "hinny" might possibly have derived from "Harry and Ginny"?

What would happen if someone made a Brokeback Mtn./Harry Potter crossover?

 

I'd kill the bastard for feeding the Slasher craze even more (Did no one else see the god damn Brokeback Mountain/HP poster some idiot Photoshop'd and put in Snape and Remus' faces in? Was in the damn USA Today paper back when GoF came out).

How long do you think it would take for me to get the #1 spot on YouTube if I filmed myself punching a slasher in the mouth?

 

Well you'd certainly get on the favorite lists of all DLP members. ^_^

If point A is 3 miles away from point B and B is 16 miles away from Z and Z is 7 miles away from point D, where is Waldo?

 

In france.

What is the best pairing in HP?

 

Harry/Fem!Blaise by far.

How many shit babies must Harry have before people realise the physical impossibilites of it and stop saying. Its magik, u cn do nething wit magik, luk wat terra dus in her stores, color contakt lenses ZOMG! dats jus sooooo magikal lik harrie and his silver serpent drake having mad bum sex. isnt Felton hott. I bet he shops at Hot Topic all da time.

 

Six trillion, seven hundred eighty-six billion, nine hundred twenty-five million, two hundred thirty-eight thousand, three hundred and seventy-two (6 786 925 238 372). Give or take a few thousand.

How many licks does it take to get to the centre of the universe?

 

Three, but you have to know who to lick.

Why is mpreg synonymous with flagrant spellng and grammar errors?

 

Because who so ever writes it is only using one hand.

Why are the ff.net admins so nice to everything but harry/female?

 

Because they are the oldest and wisest of the ancient fangirl sect.(secret handshakes and the likes)

Why is Ginny never prey to spontaneous human combustion?

 

Because her vital organs are made of flame retardant.

Why can't canon!Harry just say no?