Because I hear that Bolivian Newt Purple 'grass' is good shit!

Think JKR gives a good blowjob? (Stray thought I had today)

 

Maybe. I mean, all that time sucking on the end of her pen must count for something...

If she did, would you want one?

 

Only if the series had a happy ending.

What does Fleur really think when no one else is around?

 

Because asphalt amplifies foot to Earth coordination.

You wave to a man who is jaywalking. Which runs over him first, a bus or a taxi?

 

A train.

If I was sitting here, and my enemy was sitting over there, what is 9+9?

 

623567563546346542376rt467587327865784tr784278578267482367.1 - Coincidentaly the number of people accidentally sucked into Ginny's Vagina.

When Voldemort goes to saleep what does he dream about?

 

Fluffy kitties, and the masturbation that causes their doom.

What do you do if you had a crush on Lily Potter?

 

Become a true follower of necropehlia. It's easy, cheap, and with none of the strings attached to an actual relationship.

Would ya's muthafucka's ghost ride the whip in ya scrapper, goin' matic matic, with muthafuckin hyphy diamond studded stunna shades from the O-Town when foo' jump in, carry on and go dumb?

 

42. ( " )

What would you do for a klondike bar?

 

I'd stab you in the throat and dip my ice cream in your blood. Trying to keep a fat man from chocolate... Fool must be crazy.

How many people will tie themselves to a bridge next hurricane season?

 

Probably.

How many sides does a donut have? And why does Luna Lovegood want to know?

 

A doughnut has seventeen sides, all equal in area. The last side holds 2 times the coffee, should you dunk it. Potentially, the doughnut is the Crumple-Horned Snorkack's favourite dessert. Its favourite meal is green chicken curry.

Why do lesbians feel the need to use strap-ons?

 

Because, with a tuck here and a tuck there, clips just don't work anywhere.

Why will Superman take the bullets to the chest but duck when they through the gun?

 

Because she is horny, and her whip just can't hit all the right places.

Why will squirrels inevitably (SP) rule the world?

 

It would be, if my ADD didn't prevent me from trying to read something that switches frames VER fast.

If Daniel R. gets to have imaginary sex with a horse on stage, why is it I get arrested for running up to women in the grocery store with my pants down going 'SKEET SKEET SKEET!'?

 

If you like Pussy.

What would happen if cats grew manes naturally? (Apart from a male lion)

How the shit did my post get right here? I will repost it in the proper spot.

 

Because the world is full of nuts.

Who did I call, the punctuation police?