If you like Pussy.

What would happen if cats grew manes naturally? (Apart from a male lion)

Omg, well I aint reposting, just count this as being under Surarrin's.

 

Or what

If the sun is blue, the stars are green and the moon is pink...What colour is the Weaslette's hair?

 

The color of the weaslette's hair is rrr..r.r.....re...rrreeee........ROYAL BLUE!

If you found yourself in the HP Universe what would you do?

 

Start dry humping Tonks' or Cho's legs.

Would it technically be stalking if I hid in JKR's trees and tried to get nude photos of her?

 

B/c the aliens are beaming bad taste into your mouth

why dont trees talk?

 

Becaue lah writers would then have trees named severus and men named harry have relationships together and trees are smart enough to know not to talk when the slashers are around.

When will someone's eyes not be mentioned every five seconds in a fangirl/boy fic?

 

No. You'll be very happy because you just finished chapter two in Venficus.

Why does the sun shine?

 

Same reason you moon oncoming traffic.

How many turnips do I have to roll down the hill before it no longer becomes a hill? And is even with the "Turnips"

 

The answer to that question depends on the laws of physics.

Why did communism blow up?

 

We're in a semi-diagonal Mobius loop.

If one and one are two, why did J. K. Rowling pull names out of a hat to determine the canon ships?

 

Because she's overly religous

Why is DLP so cursed that all the pairings we hate got pulled out of said hat.

 

Because we are God-like and everyone else is jealous.

Why?

 

Because I said so.

My speakers don't work. Do I buy a candy bar or a chocolate bar?

 

Rocky roads ice cream dipped in Yoda piss.

I am listening to Nobody Likes Onions, therefore, what is my middle name?