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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by MrINBN, Oct 17, 2006.

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  1. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    G/H it's what it all really is, Ginny is obviously on top.

    If I am lacking in sense how much money do I have
     
  2. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    enough to buy a tub of Ben n Jerry's Cookies and Cream ice cream :D

    What's 3 + 5?
     
  3. bloodmage

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    An interesting question... I will have to consult with the great mind of George Bush to figure that one out.

    Whats 5+3?
     
  4. Void Sorcerer

    Void Sorcerer Groundskeeper

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    A number neither here nor there?

    If I have "1 fish, 2 fish, red fish, blue fish." What kind of fish do I have?
     
  5. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    No fish, you have a fish pie.

    And Harry said to the girl beneath him-
     
  6. bloodmage

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    "Hey! That's not a vagina, that's a-"

    What's the rest of the above sentance?
     
  7. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    " BLACK HOLE! AHH YOU'RE GINNY IN DISGUISE!"

    Why are Potter's 'attracted' to redheads?
     
  8. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Because reds give good Heads... or so I'm told...

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
     
  9. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Because it was told it'd get a cookie.

    What kind of cookie?
     
  10. bloodmage

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    My mental abilities are lacking in being able to procure for you a suitable answer... or:

    Your question is too hard! Gimme a hint!

    What's the hint?
     
  11. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    It's a baked cookie.
    Know what kind it is now?
     
  12. bloodmage

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    *murmurs unhapilly in a Homer kinda way* I don't know! I can't figure it out, it's too hard...

    Ok, I give up. What's the answer?
     
  13. Void Sorcerer

    Void Sorcerer Groundskeeper

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    oatmeal Raisin

    If you kiss a frog and it turns into a prince what do you do then?
     
  14. bloodmage

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    Wonder why you kissed the frog in the first place? (That's an answer AND a question)
     
  15. Inquisition

    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    Because you were desperate.

    Harry/Ginny is to DLP as (Blank) is to George W. Bush?
     
  16. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Harry/Ginny is to DLP as Muslims are to George W. Bush?

    If I am English, and he is Scotish, what would happen to an Irishman?
     
  17. The Dark Monarch

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    He would go drinking with them.

    When in the world is mary-sue?
     
  18. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    When The Author insert's themselves.

    Why do Mary-Sues exist?
     
  19. The Dark Monarch

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    Because of a disorder called S.T.U.P.I.D. or Sexually Troubled Unhappy Preteens In Denial.

    When is a slash writer not a slash writer?
     
  20. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    When They wrist Slash on their wrist with a Razor.

    Who hates it more, the cutter or the razor?
     
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