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  1. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    The razor, they have feelings too.

    Why can't whores have good sex?
     
  2. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Because they've been desensitised to sex.

    Are Slut's a good lay or bad?
     
  3. the-caitiff

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    Good, they have to do something right.

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  4. Jon

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    Because he doesn't eat anything bigger then his vote percentage.

    What would happen if he had choked to death?
     
  5. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    His approval rating would go up.

    How long would it take for him to asphyxiate.
     
  6. Jon

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    He wouldn't asphyxiate, he'd explode almost instantly, the amount of hot air that he is known to continuously spew would overwhealm his flesh meat sack of a body.

    What would they do with the remains?
     
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    The Republicans would hold a state funeral, the Democrats would burn him at the stake, and Arnold Schwarzenegger gnaw on his bones for not allowing immigrants to run for President.

    How does one poke one's brain with a Q-Tip?
     
  8. The Dark Monarch

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    They insert it into the nasal cavity past the point of no return.

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  9. That Wench

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    Rule the world

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  10. Necrule Paen

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    One.

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  11. That Wench

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    Obviously pink fluffy bunnies. duh! Everyone knew that!

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    A dumb Yak.


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  13. huntedorange

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    three or more, but always less than seven.

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    The guys would have to rotate.

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    Eat corned beef.

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    The fact that you are not the male student in the relationship.

    If onions make you cry, what do their cousins do?
     
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    It stands to reason that if onions make you cry then their cousins make you fly.

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    Not until you dug him up.

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    A quarter and a nickel, a quarter is not a nickel.

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