One...Really big piece of paper.

If zombies started eating people what would you do?

 

Depends. If they were good tasting people, I'd probably chow down.

Which part of the body would taste the best deep-fried?

 

The toenails of course.

If a wizard trasfigures a muggle into a dragon, does that make the muggle a magical creature?

 

Sure does

Is you take the "gle" out of muggle, what do you get?

 

a drinking cup, usually cylindrical in shape, having a handle, and often of a heavy substance, as earthenware.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea... Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

 

No they just find it more enjoyable.

When, Where, Why, What, and How?

 

20th Nov, Diagon Ally, because I said so, Harry kills the Weaslette... by stabbing her repeatedly.

Do you, or Don't you?

 

I wont and I will.


How could you!?

 

I couldn't not.

Who ate the dingo's baby?

 

The Democratic candidate did. Didn't you see the commercial?

Doctor who?

 

Harry Potter and Doctor Who

Why, yet but how?

 

Food, because loneliness should be experienced by all.

Republicans or Terrorists?

 

The question of which you are asking is a simple one to which have a simple answer.



Is it wrong to be right in some situations?

 

That depends on whether it's right to be wrong in some situations.

Why is it that Goofy gets to live in a house, whereas Pluto has to live in a kennel?

 

We will.

Why will we rock you?

 

Because the guy who normally does it is on vacation in the Apalacian Mountains and his cell phone doesn't get signal out there.

If dogs could talk, what would they say?

 

"So, anyway, I was chasing what I thought was this other dog's tail..."

"The bitch wouldn't let me out of her sight all day. It's not like I cheated on her... after all, Joe won't take us to visit the priest..."

"...then, the asshole gets out the peanut butter, and I know what's coming. Or what will be, anyway..."

What colour is your laundry basket?