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  1. huntedorange

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    asmany as you need, but only if you ask nicely

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  2. That Wench

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    hunts for fish.

    Who sells sea shells on the sea shore?
     
  3. The Dark Monarch

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    Dora The Explorer

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  4. Jon

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    Don't ask none stupid questions.

    Why shouldn't you ask none stupid questions?
     
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    Because if you do toads will wear panty hose.

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    Enough to die a most horrible death.

    Could Chuck Norris be the "Power the Dark Lord knows not"? (or however it is worded)
     
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  7. Void Sorcerer

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    He very well could be, but if that was the case Voldemort doesn't stand a chance in hell!

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  8. The Dark Monarch

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    It turns into a taco that craps ice cream.

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  9. Jon

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    She wouldn't have to, she has so many STD's she is a zombie.

    Why hasn't anyone noticed?
     
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    Because people are either too busy staring at her tits or having their way with her and recieving said STDs.

    Squish, plop. If it wasn't a Weasley female giving birth, what was it?
     
  11. Jon

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    A Weasley dying.

    Why won't I ask a real question?
     
  12. Inquisition

    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    No question is truly real; everything you've seen for the past nine pages does not, has not, and never will exist, but it is there.

    Why couldn't I just answer your question with another question, like I originally planned?
     
  13. Void Sorcerer

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    No moral fibre.

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  14. The Dark Monarch

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    Ratbits of doom that cover the earth.

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    A. Turn you into a slash fan.
    -< OR >-
    B. Rape you and give you V.D.

    How is one supposed to snog their teddy bear, and why would one do such a thing?
     
  16. Jon

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    By inserting tab A into slot B. They would do so because they only have their toys and no friends.

    If I was naked in Hogwarts, why would I be crying?
     
  17. se7en

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    No because Dumbledore is there.

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    Because the rest of the forum thinks this is completely ridiculous. Either that or we're too unintelligent to express our opinions/have nothing to add the the discussion.

    Why is a trackball better than a mouse?
     
  19. Jon

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    It isn't, unless you have pants.

    <4|\|y0\/|1234|)1h!5?
     
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    God

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