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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by PsyckoSama, Nov 16, 2006.

  1. PsyckoSama

    PsyckoSama Groundskeeper

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    I think it is time to give a special award to the worst fanfiction posted to this site. Lets go through the Trash Bin and nominate the worst fanfics of all times...

    Potental Catagories:

    Best Idea Gone Bad:
    Most Idiotic:
    Most Annoying OC:
    Worst Romance:
    Most Pointless Crossover:
    Warst Gammer adn Spalling:
     
  2. Cell

    Cell Gunner of The Black Poison DLP Supporter

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    ..........................................

    I thought we already have that?I don't know about awards to certain fics,but I'll nominate all the Trash Bins fic,they're there for a reason after all.>_>


    I'll give an award out to you for bad spelling.
    Potential,Categories,and,Spelling,Worst,Grammar. I don't know if Gammer is meant to be spelled Grammar but what the Heck,I know it's not the Dj.

    What else did I miss?
     
    Last edited: Nov 16, 2006
  3. Erotic Adventures of S

    Erotic Adventures of S Denarii Host

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    I think xxxbloodywrists has these 4 tied up pretty good. I can't remember the name of the fic but from the 5 chapters or so I read i was horrible.
     
  4. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    No, The Office has Worst Romance locked up tight.
     
  5. Cell

    Cell Gunner of The Black Poison DLP Supporter

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    LOL.Didn't she quit writing after noticing her reviews were more of a story then her attempted emo one?
     
  6. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    I'm pretty sure he did that on purpose. You know, a joke.

    Best Idea Gone Bad: 15 & on Death Row
    Most Idiotic:
    Most Annoying OC:
    Worst Romance: Bound in Leather
    Most Pointless Crossover:
    Warst Gammer adn Spalling: My Immortal
     
  7. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    Good idea. Too bad that the absolutely worst fics were removed from the site; it'd be better if they were kept somewhere locked up, for historic reference's sake.

    Anyway, here are few nominations from me:

    Best Idea Gone Bad:

    The Life Of St. Jimmy By Lady Lamia had a chance of being at least readable, if there weren't for goth emo crap.

    Harry Potter and the Libido War by wicked wicked boy could tread the same road if it turns slash, like the last chapter indicated (I don't think it will though, but still...).

    Most Idiotic:

    Harry's Madness by Silverlocke980 - T
    Now, there's dark!Harry and there's just... madness.

    Worst Romance:

    It's removed now, but the honour probably goes to that one Kinsfire's story. Eh, the memories. It's a shame that such an amusing flaming fest is gone for good.

    Warst Gammer adn Spalling:

    Sorcery, UNITed, Independence, Space by Tangerine-Alert - T
    The only story I ever dropped because of unreadable grammar & spelling.
     
  8. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Malignant Objects could easily go that route too - if it delves into this pedo-ish slash shit too heavily.
     
  9. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    My Immortal seriously blows that out of the water. No doubt about it. Bcuz if ur nut goffik, den fuk off!
     
  10. Erotic Adventures of S

    Erotic Adventures of S Denarii Host

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    On a related issue. Do people write like this...

    Do it because it is cool or because it is faster leaving out letters?

    I have tried writing like that a few times to make fun of someone and find it very hard to not write correctly, or as correctly as I can since my spelling isn't the best I still try.

    It seems that writing like that takes more effort than doing it correctly so I see no point in doing it unless you are texting (SMSing) someone and need to fit a lot of information into 160 characters. Even then I would usually send two messages.
     
  11. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    It hurt's my brain to try and be 1337.
     
  12. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    Kids at my school type like that and they go faster than me, for essays and shit though with proper writing they seeem to type a lot faster.
     
  13. Wisdom's Mountain

    Wisdom's Mountain Sixth Year

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    I don't think I even want to look up this story. I'll have nightmares for weeks from just the title.
    My Immortal has my vote for Worst OC, Most Idiotic, Worst Gammar, and Worst Romance. (Goffik. I love it)
     
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  14. Mercenary

    Mercenary Snake Eater

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    Typing and Reading "l33t" hurts. It takes a bit to figure out what means what.
     
  15. Hadoren

    Hadoren High Inquisitor

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    Wasn't there a thread just like this a bit before where somebody wanted to reward bad stories? Or is that just me?

    I think it was locked because people said that it wasn't worth the effort: Who wants to read a load of crap to find the worst crap inside the pile? Not me.
     
  16. PsyckoSama

    PsyckoSama Groundskeeper

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    By that logic there should be no Razzies, which IMGO are the only honest award given in hollywood.
     
  17. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    To see what floats to the top.

    I pretty much agree with everyone else on My Immortal being the absolute worst winner in existence. If there were awards for stupidity he/she'd win an oscar (cause you can never be sure with these goffik emos).

    Therefore My Immortal gets, in my humble opinion, most annoying OC, idiotic, romance & gammer awards.
     
  18. invisdible

    invisdible Second Year

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    Nah. My Immortal has got to be a parody- I don't think it's possible to write such shit in an attempt at good writing. After all, xxxbloodywrists was obviously capable of registering at FF.Net, which indicates some (if marginal) language skills.

    / is in denial
     
  19. jaspernoone

    jaspernoone First Year

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    Most likely, but my immortal, all i know about is that i stopped reading it because it was shit for some reason, there was one that i dont remember that had a chick rock up to harry's place and become a vamp, dudley kills him and he gets turned, then all the standard fangirl!Indie!harry bullshit comes out to play and the story is shit, but loved by so many
     
  20. Mercenary

    Mercenary Snake Eater

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    There are many fics that are shit but are loved by many, my guess is that most people on ff.net wont know a good fic from a bad fic if it got up and shat down their mouths.
     
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