To all the Aussi's on the forum, wishin you a fucking party hardened OZ day, rip it up! ,booze, partying, lovin'! All the people in Sydney, let me know how much it rips up this year!

For all those that dont know Australia Day i pitty you, hehe so it's like the equivalent of the US of A's July 4th...so a huge reason to get pissed and silly!

Drunk and lovin'

Lord Osiris

 

I would find it very ammusing if the news is right and Sydney explodes in another race riot.

 

Could you troll any harder?

Happy Aussie Day everyone!

 

*wraps his fist in an Australian flag and punches Teaos*

Happy Australia day, my Australian bruthas and sistas. And the rest of the world, you guys are alright too. Let's all go get drunk!

 

Live outside of Australia, Soft cock you be.

It is a fact that no one can out drink an Aussie.

Party on bitches, I'll have a drink or two for you all.

 

.. I would place my bets on the Germans over the Aussies.

Anyways Happy Australia Day

 

Wait, there's a day that they actually ENCOURAGE you guys?

Well, I'll be blown the fuck out of the water. Try not to get drunk more than usual, guys. Although it might be really funny if you got drunk enough, loaded all your convicts onto boats and sent them to Britain.

Anyways, have a healthy and sane Aussie Day.

 

I'm pretty sure the Irish could drink all of them under the table, twice!:cheers:

Happy Aussi Day to all youse in da colonies!

*please don't kill me*

 

I went skiing today, and the all the aussies on the mountain were just itching to get to the pub.

 

Heh - along the pacific highway every second house had a piss up on the front lawn from about lunchtime. Flags and hooning aplenty

 

Canadians can drink the most by far. It's been proven by... Scientists and everything, you know those guys with those nifty white coats.

 

the scientists must be wrong. we aussies, even an asian aussie like me has been infected by the irish background of australia, and no one outdrinks an irishman. period. hell, i think the innate irishness that every aussie is automatically infected with altered my genes enough to make me immune to the classic red-faced-drunk-asian symptom.

 

Heh - we even had a prime minister who held the ginuss book record for time skulling a beer

Bob Hawke incase you weren't sure

 

We Canadian's may like our beer, but I'm pretty sure Aussies could beat us in a drinking contest.

 

*Stares at Darkmakr*

You did not just say that >_<

 

I did, and I don't like beer. We like our stubbies and backbacon cooked on our coleman stoves.

 

...
Darius, you fucking retard. NO ONE out drinks the Irish. Remember. Ireland was founded around a river of liquer.

That said, I have the worlds greatest drunks in me. Irish, Scottish, and German. I AM A PUREBLOODED ALCOHOLIC!

 

Heheheh.
kekeke, then.
Happy Day to all of you!
Don't get sick or anything, and it'll be great.
*coughs*